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sacdude

May 31, 2006, 9:53 PM
A cowboy walks into a bar...


A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really satisfies." The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.



So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a...
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captainplooky

Jun 1, 2006, 10:57 AM
Enjoyed it. 🙂
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Insert Witty Name Here

Jun 1, 2006, 1:59 PM
That's cute.
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djdelay

Jun 1, 2006, 2:16 PM
At least he didn't say Gillette.
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Whitehorse

Jun 1, 2006, 5:53 PM
I understand!!! 🤣
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djdelay

Jun 1, 2006, 5:55 PM
hehe........for everyone who didn't

it's "the best a man can get"
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Whitehorse

Jun 1, 2006, 5:55 PM
Good Joke, now be nice to Niki! 🙂
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