Shop Talk
the only thind good about working the mall is....
I love malls. Especially at this time of year, when tank tops and shorts start to come out...
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do you ever auctually stop talking and loose you're train of thought right in the middle of a slaes pitch becuase the hottest woman you have ever seen just walked right by. then one five min. later one hotter walks by. I had an old man just walk away from me and follow the girl up the mall. like the old cartoons where they smell something good and it picks them off there feet and carries towards the source
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I don't let it affect me that much.
Do you wait in the longest line at the supermarket, just so you can be rung up by whoever is the hottest chick there?
Do you wait in the longest line at the supermarket, just so you can be rung up by whoever is the hottest chick there?
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last night...
but it was the express lane, so it didn't take as long as the shorter lines.
but it was the express lane, so it didn't take as long as the shorter lines.
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One of my stores is a kiosk, and I get a pretty good view there. I look. All guys look. I do it casually. I'll glance up from my computer and spot someone who makes me want to bite my hand, and I'll look around behind me and to my left, and to my right, as if checking to see if there are customers. The whole time, I am scanning, I look at different parts. First is the face, when I look back. Then I turn my head back around to look left, and as my vision passes by, I get the chest and arms. Then when I look back to the right, I scope out the legs and waist. I've got the tactic down =) I don't want to be one of those dirty old men who walk up and start staring at a girls boobs and is like "AAAAHHHH! BOOBIES!!!!!"
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Sholyhit said:
I don't want to be one of those dirty old men who walk up and start staring at a girls boobs and is like "AAAAHHHH! BOOBIES!!!!!"
who told you my strategies??? WHO?!?!?! Damnit I want names!
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I went through the loverly Opry Mills Mall yesterday & took note of the guys manning the kiosks. They all looked bored. Did get a great accupressure massage from a nice oriental lady who couldn't speak english... 😉
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man.....I used to work at Opry Mills....that place kills me. Everyone walks around acting like its some awesome, upscale mall, but it's really just a nice looking, normal mall with a few cool, different stores. If you want upscale....go to Spaces or Green Hills. Those malls will make you feel out of place for wearing jeans.
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