Shop Talk
Is it "I'm going to be a jerk" day?
I've seriously had four people bite my head off because I did what my boss tells me I am required to do... i.e. sell our service. There was "Do you have Analog service" guy who got snarly when I offered to set him up with one of our free phones... and this guy just got mad because he called to pretend I was his own personal phone book... and I said, as I was pulling up my retail store locater, that we could also set him up over the phone and ship the phone to him. He snapped. "That's not what I asked for." Well cupcake, if you're going to be an asshat then go find a phone book and do it yourself, Stupid Fart.
I'm coming up with groups for my customers... Snowflakes, Farts, Assjackets, ... hmmm
I'm coming up with groups for my customers... Snowflakes, Farts, Assjackets, ... hmmm
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MIKE3222 said:
butt-spelunkers is always a good category.
Get it right.
Ass spelunker.
Butt pirate.
Don't mix the two up. Those flamers find it offenseive when you make mean comments like that.
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asshat i cant stop laughing maybe it is because we are so dead today and im just board but asshat thats great
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I suggest making a "Rat bastard" and "Darwin's Dream" category as well.
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Rat Bastard is a good one, I've used that before. I think I used the term "Unmitigated Rat Bastard" actually.
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sacdude said:
niki dont let the customer get to you, hang in there
Are you a broken record? How many times have you said that?
Seriously, shut the hell up!
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Thanks aemsafd... that was great.
I want to suggest Ass Clown and Jerk Hole. One of my former friends favorites was Ass Bucket.
And you can never go wrong with the classics... Nimrod, Twit, Brat, Moron, Idiot, Imbecile & Imp.
I also like to bring back to more youthful insults like bugger breath and fart knocker and meanie head and butt brain... 😁
Thanks aemsafd... that was great.
I want to suggest Ass Clown and Jerk Hole. One of my former friends favorites was Ass Bucket.
And you can never go wrong with the classics... Nimrod, Twit, Brat, Moron, Idiot, Imbecile & Imp.
I also like to bring back to more youthful insults like bugger breath and fart knocker and meanie head and butt brain... 😁
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OOh! and **** gobbler! And let us not forget the classics like **** holster, and cumguzzler or gutterslut!
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a good insult makes me all warm and fuzzy!
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a good insult makes me all warm and fuzzy!
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i've always been partial to these:
**** jockey
cum dumpster
cum-guzzling gutter slut
**** jockey
cum dumpster
cum-guzzling gutter slut
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those are disgusting but if it is gross you are looking for try
stinking bag of afterbirth
just casually work it into your vocabulary. I try and say it at least 3 times a day
stinking bag of afterbirth
just casually work it into your vocabulary. I try and say it at least 3 times a day
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One of my favorites is "Mental Midget"
I also like the Beavis and Butthead classic "Butt Dumpling"
I also like the Beavis and Butthead classic "Butt Dumpling"
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I thought you worked for T-Mobile, which T-Mobile does not have analog service...so are you with Cingular?
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No we don't have analog service, he wanted it because he had an old car phone that he wanted to set up. I offered to set him up on our digital service with a free phone.
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not without OnStar......my boy's car has a car phone but it's through OnStar.....
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djdelay said:
not without OnStar......my boy's car has a car phone but it's through OnStar.....
Your boy?
I'm sorry are you a chick, gay, or did you just mean your buddy?
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Old saying... Friends are Friends, Pals are Pals but Buddies sleep together...
Also always brings me back to Bussum Buddies (yep Tom Hanks in drag)
Also always brings me back to Bussum Buddies (yep Tom Hanks in drag)
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Then what does "partner" mean to you?
Right now my partner is a forty year old dude. And I'm sleeping with him tonight...
Right now my partner is a forty year old dude. And I'm sleeping with him tonight...
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ok.....when i say "my boy".....it's in the street, g sense of the word. as in my boy, my brotha, my homie.......or in the flava flav sense, "Yeah, boooyyyyyyy."
yes I'm a guy. no I'm not black. no I'm not gay. I just say the word boy instead of "friend who happens to be male"
yes I'm a guy. no I'm not black. no I'm not gay. I just say the word boy instead of "friend who happens to be male"
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OK. Just the way I read it, it sounded kinda gay without the additional context. But then again, anything can be taken out of context.
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Is scrot. Please use this to describe your credit- and body odor-challenged customers.
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aemsafd said:...
Scrot (scro - t)
noun. pl. scrots
deriv. of "scrotum"
A derogatory word used to portray an undesirable subject. May be used to describe an alcoholic, homeless person, druggie, bad parent, or a person on welfare. Widely used to refer to anyone existing on the bottom rung. Sent. "This scrot came into my store to buy a cell phone, and I could tell right away that he would fail a credit check." See also scrotbag, scrothammer.
Scrotbag (scro - t - bag)
noun. pl. scrotbags
A variation of the word 'scrot.'
Scrothammer (scro - t - ham - mer)
Noun. pl. scrothammers
The large Maglite (at least 3 C
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Filter blocks it. The Websense category "Tasteless" is filtered.
Apparently you directed me to an offensive site. I thank you.
Apparently you directed me to an offensive site. I thank you.
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I'm not really sure why it's offensive. It's words that people use that are defined. That's pretty much it. I suppose some of those definitions are probably offensive, but nobody would know it if they were walking by.
Websense is stupid.
Websense is stupid.
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