Shop Talk
Why would you lie about that???
Me: "Hi! How are you doing today? 🙂 "
Him: "Fye se'in fye, two ay nye se'in"
Me: "Ok... what can I help you with?"
Him: "I's here ta pay."
Me: "Ok are you on prepay or contract?"
him: "It's uh fye se'in fye, two ay nye se'in"
I realized I'd have to do it the hard way, as he was a compete idiot. I asked if he had the phone on him (I was going to check the balance on the phone) and he said no. He left it at home. So, I ...
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"What are the last 4 numbers of your social security number?"
"Why do you need that?"
"To pull up your account."
"Why can't you just use my phone number?"
"Because my computer needs the last 4 of your social."
"Why?"
"Because that's how the system works."
"I don't like to give out my social security number."
"Well, you gave it to us once when you signed up, and I'm only asking for the last 4 numbers of it."
"Oh... my phone number is blah blah blah"
"Ok... and what's the last 4 of you social?"
"Why do you need that?"
I love teh retarded people that just don't understand that I NEED THE LAST 4 OF YOUR SOCIAL!!!!!! I even turn the screen around an...
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