Shop Talk
It wouldnt be Monday without this
Yes, I know, these stories ARE a dime a dozen, but I also know that we all like hearing them...
This guy walks in while I am activating for a customer. I greet him and let him know that I will be with him shortly.
I am by myself in this location.
Customer: "Can I use the restroom here?"
Me: "Actually sir, our policy is that only employees are allowed to enter the backroom. I apologize for this, but blah-blah, next door (department store) have easy to access public restrooms. I will be just another minute with this gentleman so by the time you get back I will be happy to assist you."
Customer: "WHAT IF I **** RIGHT HERE IN THE CORNER?!?! WHAT ABOUT THAT?"
Me: "*chuckle* Sir, I would call the police and have you arrested."
I just do...
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This guy walks in while I am activating for a customer. I greet him and let him know that I will be with him shortly.
I am by myself in this location.
Customer: "Can I use the restroom here?"
Me: "Actually sir, our policy is that only employees are allowed to enter the backroom. I apologize for this, but blah-blah, next door (department store) have easy to access public restrooms. I will be just another minute with this gentleman so by the time you get back I will be happy to assist you."
Customer: "WHAT IF I **** RIGHT HERE IN THE CORNER?!?! WHAT ABOUT THAT?"
Me: "*chuckle* Sir, I would call the police and have you arrested."
I just do...
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Okay, I'm going to have to disagree.
It would totally still be Monday without this story.
It would totally still be Monday without this story.
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Could you imagine that phone call to my DM?
"Ahh, we're gonna need a carpet cleaner here ASAP! Some dude popped a squat next to the bill payment drop box..."
"Ahh, we're gonna need a carpet cleaner here ASAP! Some dude popped a squat next to the bill payment drop box..."
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Maybe it would still be monday, however this does enhance the "mondayness" of this monday...
I would say "sir, you may do what you wish. However, after I call the police to arrest you I will first rub your nose in whatever you do..." 😈
I would say "sir, you may do what you wish. However, after I call the police to arrest you I will first rub your nose in whatever you do..." 😈
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I like the rubbing the nose idea. Maybe we could start doing that to the kids that can't hold it. Then maybe thier parents willstop bringing them in.
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gosh,... could you imagine that! I would love to see that kind of thing on dateline or RealTV...
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Or, we could rub the parents nose in it so they'll be a little more responsible for their children
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Hey, however you guys think it should be done. Bottome line, I'm all about rubbing someones nose in it.
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We stopped letting customers use our bathroom (in the backroom) after a little old lady stopped in.
She didn't actually steal anything, but it took some serious cleaning to get it straightened out.
She didn't actually steal anything, but it took some serious cleaning to get it straightened out.
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lol I would have told him to go right a head and do it...lol and when you are done since I have no TP pick up your mess with your hands.
I remember two years ago I had a drunk customer come in telling me I sold him a bad phone. Comes to find out he purchased the phone from another location 30 mins away. He said he would not leave until I exchange phones. So we played the waiting game, I won...
I remember two years ago I had a drunk customer come in telling me I sold him a bad phone. Comes to find out he purchased the phone from another location 30 mins away. He said he would not leave until I exchange phones. So we played the waiting game, I won...
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