Shop Talk
ppl talking on their cells in the bathroom
deserve the consequences of their actions. "yeah, dude, i was just talking and it fell into the toilet." "why were you talking on your phone over the toilet?" "uh, *embarassed* well...i got a call, so ya know..." IDIOT. "did the people enjoy hearing your peepee hit the water and then the flush?" GAAAAARRRRR!!!
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I talk on my phone in the bathroom!! No phones in the toilet yet! ::knock on wood::
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There was a good few months I tried to make sure to call my sister everytime I was on the pot... she hated it and I found it hilarious
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if I am out and it is loud i.e. a bar, I will make calls in the bathroom, but that is the cool thing about voice activiation with a bluetooth HS... I dont have to touch anything.. the only problem? Being that tool in the bathroom on his BT HS!
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I'll play games on my phone in the bathroom but not talk on it, that's just icky, I don't need to make anybody hear me potty.
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my old co worker played mine sweeper on his 7135 everytime he took a dump
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I almost dropped my phone in the toilet once. I was standing at the sink brushing my teeth and I got a text message. It slipped out of my hand, bounced off the counter and right for the toilet.
By some miracle I caught it literally 3 inches above the water.
By some miracle I caught it literally 3 inches above the water.
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😡 I don't like having to drop a deuce at work to begin with. It only gets worse when I walk into the rest room and hear a guy splashing his dinner in the bowl while he is laughing, literally out loud in many circumstances, to his buddy on the other of the line. Typically, it is a trucker or some auto-mechanic talking shop with his co-worker, but geeze.
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an email forward i recieved..
WORK POOP
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As
much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the
WORKPOOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping
at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking
a dump at work.
CROP DUSTING:
When farting, you walk briskly around the office so
the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets
a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be
careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full
fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to
make sure the smell has left your pants.
ESCAPEE:
This is a fart that slips out while taking a leak at
the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is
us...
(continues)
WORK POOP
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As
much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the
WORKPOOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping
at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking
a dump at work.
CROP DUSTING:
When farting, you walk briskly around the office so
the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets
a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be
careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full
fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to
make sure the smell has left your pants.
ESCAPEE:
This is a fart that slips out while taking a leak at
the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is
us...
(continues)
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I agree, the whole dropping the duece is one thing, IF I use the phone in a restroom, it is at a urinal.. which, in this case youre only there for 30 secs, and the guy on your line doesnt hear a splash.
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I want to compile a list:
1. Taking a dump
2. Pinching a loaf
3. Sinking the Bismark
4. Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl
5. Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool
6. Dropping a deuce
7. Bombing run / Dropping bombs
8. ...
Add some more to the list, I want to see how ceative these can get!
1. Taking a dump
2. Pinching a loaf
3. Sinking the Bismark
4. Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl
5. Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool
6. Dropping a deuce
7. Bombing run / Dropping bombs
8. ...
Add some more to the list, I want to see how ceative these can get!
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I will take meeting in the boardroom, laying pipe is whe you bang a chick out! 🤣
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Excreting fecal matter?
Expunging the record?
Writing a speech for Ted Kennedy? 😛
Expunging the record?
Writing a speech for Ted Kennedy? 😛
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I personally answer the phone wherever I am. If they don't want to hear me tinkle they should have better timing 😈
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