Shop Talk
Why is my deposit so high?
To all the people who continually ask me why their deposit required is so high...
1. I do not know what the criteria is for VZW that the credit review team uses to determine your deposit level.
2. You would have a much better idea of your own credit score is than I would. I am not your accountant.
3. Everytime you go to each cell phone kiosk and run your credit it actually hurts your score. So please don't come up to mine after I have already seen you run your credit at three other dealers and walk away disgusted. It is not our fault that you have bad credit!
4. No I cannot lower the deposit for you, and I most certainly cannot waive the deposit required. Yes i am a bad person for not being able to do so.
1. I do not know what the criteria is for VZW that the credit review team uses to determine your deposit level.
2. You would have a much better idea of your own credit score is than I would. I am not your accountant.
3. Everytime you go to each cell phone kiosk and run your credit it actually hurts your score. So please don't come up to mine after I have already seen you run your credit at three other dealers and walk away disgusted. It is not our fault that you have bad credit!
4. No I cannot lower the deposit for you, and I most certainly cannot waive the deposit required. Yes i am a bad person for not being able to do so.
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It takes me hours to fall asleep at night, and even when I do, I toss and turn all night long because my concience is so full of bad things.
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WAIT UNTIL YOU READ THIS ONE...
I'm part of Crookdale crew! Represent DB & AN!
Here is a little something to put Crookdale's frustrations in perspective!
Since March 1st, 2005 to January 31st, 2006.
They have had 1,314 Credit Checks Only ran! 😳 Which about 99.9% of those are Deposit Pending. That's 3.89 Deposit Pending's per day average! 😳
45 customers in that time frame did pay the deposit pending. (not part of the 1,314) That means that we have 45 drug dealers in this area... 😎 j/k
99 customers went with Pre-Paid plans.
More to come customers came in... 😁
I'm part of Crookdale crew! Represent DB & AN!
Here is a little something to put Crookdale's frustrations in perspective!
Since March 1st, 2005 to January 31st, 2006.
They have had 1,314 Credit Checks Only ran! 😳 Which about 99.9% of those are Deposit Pending. That's 3.89 Deposit Pending's per day average! 😳
45 customers in that time frame did pay the deposit pending. (not part of the 1,314) That means that we have 45 drug dealers in this area... 😎 j/k
99 customers went with Pre-Paid plans.
More to come customers came in... 😁
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ahh nice... how is burnsville treating ya? I know our store out there is a little slower than it should be, but hey we are all slow lately huh?
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Its definately been slow....I'm gettin moved to EP soon though, and from what i know its busier out there.
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yea for sure, our EP store is rocking out this month so far. I used to be the one killin it but now they have taken us off our throne! 😢
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Crookdale said:
4. No I cannot lower the deposit for you, and I most certainly cannot waive the deposit required. Yes i am a bad person for not being able to do so.
"You can't lower my $500 deposit?! Well, can you buy out my contract with Cingular? I heard you can do that."
Who the hell does that? 😕
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hahahaha, I almost fell off of my stool when I read that.
It was so simple but so funny! So I thank you for that!
It was so simple but so funny! So I thank you for that!
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