Shop Talk
Questions at the Kiosk
Here are a few of my "favorite" questions that customers ask me at the kiosk.
Y'all got them boost click-clack phones?
Even better: Y'all got them click clack phones?
"Standing in front of a display case full of nextel phones"
Can I see if I can get a phone? Translation: Every one else ran my credit and told me I had a deposit so I thought I would try here.
What's your return policy?
Where are the closest bathrooms? "Bathroom sign right next to my kiosk"
Favorite Comment: "You look bored, so you won't mind setting up my voicemail and showing me how to use it"
Y'all got them boost click-clack phones?
Even better: Y'all got them click clack phones?
"Standing in front of a display case full of nextel phones"
Can I see if I can get a phone? Translation: Every one else ran my credit and told me I had a deposit so I thought I would try here.
What's your return policy?
Where are the closest bathrooms? "Bathroom sign right next to my kiosk"
Favorite Comment: "You look bored, so you won't mind setting up my voicemail and showing me how to use it"
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I like this one.... "Y'all got that chirp right?" Translates to "I would like a phone that will let me ruin everyone in the world's evening as I am walking through the mall screaming ebonics into my phone followed by 'CHIRP' and my friends' ignorant responses. Do you sell those?"
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"where's old navy?"
"where's Halmark?"
"where's Walden books?"
"where's the closest bathroom?"
"where's the place you get gift certificates?"
blah blah blah....i cant stand it!
open your eyes people!
"where's Halmark?"
"where's Walden books?"
"where's the closest bathroom?"
"where's the place you get gift certificates?"
blah blah blah....i cant stand it!
open your eyes people!
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I've never had a customer call it the click clack but I've heard beep beep, chirp, walkie talkie and nexteling.
Customers ask me the prices - Ummm, they're all labled right there in front of you.
What are the differences between these two? - They have the spec sheets on the display stand that list all the features.
Some customers are soooo lazy to read anything.
Customers ask me the prices - Ummm, they're all labled right there in front of you.
What are the differences between these two? - They have the spec sheets on the display stand that list all the features.
Some customers are soooo lazy to read anything.
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Where is the bathroom?
Is the food court this way?
But by far the best question I ever get is;
"Do you sell cell phones?" 😳
My response, "No, we just leave up all these display phones up to attract attention."
Is the food court this way?
But by far the best question I ever get is;
"Do you sell cell phones?" 😳
My response, "No, we just leave up all these display phones up to attract attention."
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Caeser said:
I sell myself, business hasn't been very good lately.
I'll take two. I hope you know how to iron.
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Do do windows? Why would you call someone do do windows? That is sick! 😳
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I do hope this is a Buy One Get One Free deal. Do you take bad - I mean, checks?
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