Shop Talk
just found this ...complaint letter of the year/
😁 Dear Cretins,
I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your 3-in-one deal for cable TV, cable modem, and telephone. During this three-month period I have encountered inadequacy of service which I had not previously considered possible, as well as ignorance and stupidity of monolithic proportions. Please allow me to provide specific details, so that you can either pursue your professional prerogative, and seek to rectify these difficulties - or more likely (I suspect) so that you can have some entertaining reading material as you while away the working day smoking B&H and drinking vendor-coffee on the bog in your office:
My initial installation was cancelled without warning, resulting in my spending an en...
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I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your 3-in-one deal for cable TV, cable modem, and telephone. During this three-month period I have encountered inadequacy of service which I had not previously considered possible, as well as ignorance and stupidity of monolithic proportions. Please allow me to provide specific details, so that you can either pursue your professional prerogative, and seek to rectify these difficulties - or more likely (I suspect) so that you can have some entertaining reading material as you while away the working day smoking B&H and drinking vendor-coffee on the bog in your office:
My initial installation was cancelled without warning, resulting in my spending an en...
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I would like to hear a rebuttal done by Billy Conelly... Dueling Banjos style... Who's with me?
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Oh my god!! 🤣 The whole office is rolling after that! I would LOVE to hear that read by Cleese!
Bravo!!
Encore!!
You are the man!
Bravo!!
Encore!!
You are the man!
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hishkebibble said:...
😁 Dear Cretins,
I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your 3-in-one deal for cable TV, cable modem, and telephone. During this three-month period I have encountered inadequacy of service which I had not previously considered possible, as well as ignorance and stupidity of monolithic proportions. Please allow me to provide specific details, so that you can either pursue your professional prerogative, and seek to rectify these difficulties - or more likely (I suspect) so that you can have some entertaining reading material as you while away the working day smoking B&H and drinking vendor-coffee on the bog in your office:
My initial installation was cancelled without
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"You are sputum-filled pieces of distended rectum incompetents of the highest order"
*looking for places to apply that phrase*
*looking for places to apply that phrase*
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::sitting dumbfounded after reading this:: Great googley-moogley... that was bloody brilliant! Leave it to the europians to publish such an amazing rant. We can learn from them brits.
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This by far made it worth coming to work today. I will now be in a good mood after reading such an amusing letter.
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😲 No he didn't.....
🤣 Hahaha... He did.
😉 Way to be... lots of cat poop here, don't f*ck with me.
🤣 Hahaha... He did.
😉 Way to be... lots of cat poop here, don't f*ck with me.
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