Episode 5 of The Adventures of Bob, the Typical Cingular Customer (plus music video!)
Stan Sigman: Alright DJ, kick it!
*beat starts (to the tune of "It's Hard Out Here For a Pimp" from the movie "Hustle & Flow")*
You know it's hard out here for a pimp
when you tryin' to make this money off these gimps
fifty million customers' money spent
and these other carriers are talking sh*t
In my eyes I've seen some crazy phone in these streets
voice and data network hoes makin' money for me
But I gotta keep my game tight like Kobe on game night
cause Verizon got better plans and service, I know that ain't right
I've seen people textin', I've seen people talkin',
I've seen 'em with the Bluetooth headsets while they're walkin',
I love h...
Wal-mart is evil on so many levels. They dictate to distributors what they will pay for merchandise not the other way around. Imagine that a customer walks into your store and looks at a Razr. "Nice phone, I'm going to pay you $20 for it" But sir that's a $200 dollar phone "Hey you might sale that to somebody else for $200 but not me tough guy. You're going to take the $20 and like it" Essentially that it how wal-mart does business. It allows them to under-cut everyone in pricing and puts a lot of family-owned businesses out of business. They turn around with all this money their raking in and pay their own employees sh$t wages. Not to mention the hundreds of sweat-shops they