Shop Talk
Dude, meet deoderant. Deoderant, meet dude.
It smells like old french fries (gross).
If someone has a booger hanging out, I have no problem telling that person he/she has a hanger. I just can't bring myself up to task, when it comes to telling people they reek.
'Um, yeah... I farted... I did it so I could get some relief from smelling you...'
or
'I thought it was your birthday today, and I always give people soap and deoderant presents.'
I can't breath. help me people..... get me outta here.... why are you so close?....
(passes out from lack of oxygen)
If someone has a booger hanging out, I have no problem telling that person he/she has a hanger. I just can't bring myself up to task, when it comes to telling people they reek.
'Um, yeah... I farted... I did it so I could get some relief from smelling you...'
or
'I thought it was your birthday today, and I always give people soap and deoderant presents.'
I can't breath. help me people..... get me outta here.... why are you so close?....
(passes out from lack of oxygen)
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Look under his desk very obviously. When he asks what you're doing, say "Looking to see if something crawled under there and died."
If he doesn't get what you mean, then he's stupid.
If he doesn't get what you mean, then he's stupid.
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Where are you located and where I can find this guy? Nothing gets me in the mood more like French Fry Cologne does. 🤤
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Can't go wrong with an anonymous note. Leave it on their desk after they've left to find the next day.
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Just say an old co worker gave everyone a gift and wrap it like a girl and say it was a girl or something.
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try taping air freshners to the bottom of their desk. I've heard that it works. 😁
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