Shop Talk
Store ettiquite
ralph_on_me said:
I wish, it's past lunch time and I'm hungry.
bummer. i had flatuas for lunch. round two is gonna happen very shortly.
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ralph_on_me said:
I hate unsupervised children.
. . . especially when they pee on the floor! I just had this happen the other day . . . twice. âšī¸
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elihuspeaks said:ralph_on_me said:
I hate unsupervised children.
. . . especially when they pee on the floor! I just had this happen the other day . . . twice. âšī¸
where do you work at in WA?
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Why did the other one pop-up when you PMed me? I just hit the reply button from my e-mail box and it sent it to that address. You might need to update your profile . . .
btw - I'm in Spokane.
btw - I'm in Spokane.
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Kind of . . . he took his kid outside and yelled at him for about 15 minutes, and when he came back in one of the other reps had already cleaned most of it up.
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5 minutes till close after two hours of zero foot traffic... "What kind of specials ya'll got?"
I'm gonna slap myself as soon as they leave, because I don't think I'm supposed to abuse myself in front of potential customers.
I'm gonna slap myself as soon as they leave, because I don't think I'm supposed to abuse myself in front of potential customers.
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Ohh honey, you're telling me! Yesterday we had maybe, tops, three people and then at 7:45 a couple comes in - looking to try and port a number to Cingular - so first they were really nice and my coworker was reading a bible to pass time, and then the guy starts talking about spirituality since he is a Baptist pasteur...after ten minutes and while I was on hold with Cingular, his wife comes up to me and asks me about my spirituality - that question opening up it's own can of worms....well finally after a good 30 minutes of bible talk and spirituality and a promise that they'd pray for my atheist soul that sunday they left as this other woman on the verge of tears comes walking in. This is at 8:30...we close at 8. So I think to myself, OK, ...
(continues)
(continues)
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I'm just glad that I didn't have to close last night . . . or ever for that matter! đ
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Just remember...
If they say 'Jesus loves you' remind them everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole.
If they ask if you know Jesus... tell them "Sure, he mows my neighbors lawn"
If they say 'Jesus loves you' remind them everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole.
If they ask if you know Jesus... tell them "Sure, he mows my neighbors lawn"
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