Agent: I would like to believe that your wife believes that you will not pass on a great promotion by ordering today.
Customer: this is just to expensive for me i can get this for cheaper somewhere else
Agent: We have not always known as being the lower cost provider, however have always been known to offer the best service available. I believe that you deserve the best!
Customer: can I build my own package with the channels that I want?
Agent: Ordering $%&^%^ is like going to the zoo, you do not get a discount on the entrance fee because you only want t...
Agent: I did hear there is a low cost company that would work for you. They are called 2 cans and a string. Do a search on google.
Customer: The next person I talk to better be the CEO!
Me: It'll just be a brief hold while the CEO on the line.
Straight over to the spanish que