Shop Talk
Made my day.
Customer: The Dr. said he needs to take skin off my butt and use it on my face.
Friend: "laughs"
Customer: I will not have my kids calling me butt face
Friend: "still laughing"
Customer: Also I don't want some big old bandage on my butt, it will itch and stretch.
At this point I am laughing so hard I can not speak. Thankfully the phone was still muted. Finally I compose myself to tell her I am back. I have no idea what kind of surgery she needs but i am with her, "who wants a butt face?"