Shop Talk
Episode One - The Adventures of Bob, the Typical Cingular Customer
by repCB
Episode 1
Bob, the Typical Cingular Customer, decides to stop in at the local McDonald's for his free breakfast...at noon. Looks like its all downhill from here...
Cashier: Good afternoon and welcome to McDonald's, what will you be having today?
Bob: Well, about a month ago, a friend of mine had a coupon for a free Egg McMuffin, so I think I'd like one of those and a hash brown. I don't mind paying for the hash brown.
Cashier: Umm...I'm sorry sir, but breakfast hours are over. Could I offer you s...
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