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Samsung Fascinate
Does anybody know how to activate the front facing camera on the Samsung Fascinate?
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you should call CS, we might end up with a nice little thread afterwards from the rep.
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the Fascinate has a front facing camera??? omg! we must tell Verizon!
https://www.phonescoop.com/phones/phone.php?p=2836 »
you get the Bob award of the day 😁
https://www.phonescoop.com/phones/phone.php?p=2836 »
you get the Bob award of the day 😁
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First, make a shrine made of twelve discontinued cell phones, place your last Verizon bill on top and lay the Fascinate above the bill.
Then, take a one year old lamb that has no imperfections in it, lay it above the shrine and just out of reach of the phone (for obvious reasons) and while singing PSalm 23 (for He is the giver of life and the ability to take images of our surroundings) slit the lamb's throat and allow the blood to run over the phones below the Verizon bill.
After that, lay the lamb in the shrine beside the phone, take the Fascinate, put it under your pillow and the magical 3g fairy will activate the camera in your sleep.
Then, take a one year old lamb that has no imperfections in it, lay it above the shrine and just out of reach of the phone (for obvious reasons) and while singing PSalm 23 (for He is the giver of life and the ability to take images of our surroundings) slit the lamb's throat and allow the blood to run over the phones below the Verizon bill.
After that, lay the lamb in the shrine beside the phone, take the Fascinate, put it under your pillow and the magical 3g fairy will activate the camera in your sleep.
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