deepcSep 3, 2010, 3:41 PM
So I'm on the line with a lady from New York who is paying more attention to her kids than me even though she called me to order a phone and the conversation is mostly like this:
Me: So it looks like the Sony Erickson Equinox would be the best phone for you based on what you're telling me. That comes in a black or blue..what color would you prefer?
Customer: I'd like it in silver
grrrrrrrrrrrrrr..the conversation proceded in the same stupid fashion.
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Didn't you know we can custom order the phone for a customer in whatever color variant they choose? We can also add a gold plated interior at no additional cost because they are such loyal customers. ๐
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I'll take an Evo in 24K gold and I want it for free. Thank you agian. Oh,and I'm not elidgable for upgrade but I want it early and now so get it done!! ๐
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Ok sir, being that you are the most valuable part of our company, I'll get that shipped to you immediately, with overnight shipping at no charge as well! While I'm add it, I'll take off your early termination fee in case you want to switch your phone to another carrier. ๐
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You are by far the greatest rep I have ever delt with! I would like to commend you on how well you take care of me.Can you alson throw in a free car charger? And case? And 32GB memory card? And Bluetooth Headset? ๐
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I thought you'd never ask and I was actually planning on throwing those in just as a special little surprise. Is there anything else I may assist you with today? ๐
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deepcSep 3, 2010, 5:22 PM
Wait!!!!!
I want your business and my provider is much better.
I'll cover the cost of the accessories, get your 24k phone for free and I'll cover the cost of your first years service out of my pocket just for the privilage of having you as our customer.
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Hmph, not after I just waived all future service fees and gave him free service for life as well as free international roaming in all countries except Afghanistan. ๐คจ
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deepcSep 3, 2010, 5:34 PM
hmph...I'll throw in Afghanistan and a complimentary Burka along with a complimentary camel with spare charger.
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You can have this one. ๐ข ๐ฟ
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Wow. I like the spare charger but the Camel,no thanks. I'm sticking with Robokitty. Thank you though ๐ ๐
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Yay I won after all. ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
All the sarcasm on this forum gives me a warm toasty feeling. ๐
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You're standing too close to the heater.. ๐คฃ
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No. I think I just peed. ๐ณ
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I'm glad I could help with that warm toasty feeeling. The peeing thing not so much. But yeah ๐
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whats wrong with making a girl pee its a good thing joey
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I guess it could be if you made her laugh. She seems like a really sweet girl too ๐
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Well now,aren't you a coy little thing. How cute ๐
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Are you taking a fancy to me sir? ๐
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Maybe. You do seem cool. ๐ Tell me about yourself
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I like mysterys. Give me some hints ๐
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I'm the hostess with the mostest. ๐
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With a great sense of humor too ๐
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Lol thank you. ๐ ๐ ๐
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So when are you going to tell me about yourself?
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I told you, I'm a mystery. ๐คจ
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I can tell. Perhaps you should clue me in to you just a little
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Its wrong... when its not a girl... ๐คญ
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๐ Sorry kitty-boo...
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๐คจ You don't even know me chica.
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deepcSep 3, 2010, 5:12 PM
I was willing to offer to spray paint it silver for her but I'm sure that after I did it, she would change her mind and want a different color ๐
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