Shop Talk
Battery for a Sibberick
Me: Thanks for calling, my name is Steve. May I have your name please?
Cust: No, you don't need my name
Me: Ok, how can I help you.
Cust: I need a battery for a Sibberick
Me: Sibberick?
Cust: yes
Me: Do you know the manufacturer?
Cust: No
Me: (searching and slashing my wrists). I don't have any phones by that name. Did you maybe mean a "Sidekick"?
Cust: Maybe..how much is a battery for that one?
Me: Would you kindly "f" off and die, whatever your name is?
😕 😕
Cust: No, you don't need my name
Me: Ok, how can I help you.
Cust: I need a battery for a Sibberick
Me: Sibberick?
Cust: yes
Me: Do you know the manufacturer?
Cust: No
Me: (searching and slashing my wrists). I don't have any phones by that name. Did you maybe mean a "Sidekick"?
Cust: Maybe..how much is a battery for that one?
Me: Would you kindly "f" off and die, whatever your name is?
😕 😕
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They're too dumb to even remember phone names.
Palm Centro translates to Palm Centrino
Blackberry translates to Blueberry
Palm Pixi to Palm Pixel
and would you believe even our 4G HTC Evo:
"I want the G4 phone! HTC G4 Phone! I want that!"
(You sure you want it? You can't even say the name of it...) 👿
They're too dumb to even remember phone names.
Palm Centro translates to Palm Centrino
Blackberry translates to Blueberry
Palm Pixi to Palm Pixel
and would you believe even our 4G HTC Evo:
"I want the G4 phone! HTC G4 Phone! I want that!"
(You sure you want it? You can't even say the name of it...) 👿
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We need a line made just for people who have low IQs. If you can remember the name of your phone or anything about it just by looking at it you need this line! We are trying to help you,not keep you back! Give us a break here and let us help and quit yelling at us!!
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Speaking of IQ, I would like to propose that customers who want to sign up for a cellphone service MUST pass an IQ test first before we do a credit check. To make sure they're human enough to have a phone service. 😁
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It's not the customer's fault. You couldn't find it. You should have known it's a "Cyberick". Duh. It has intuhnet on it.
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I figured it out and sent them a 1 ghz dual processor triple core battery for their Cyberick and only charged them $200 which included a 10% "i-d-10-t" discount 🙂
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Now, does that battery include the underwatercooled RAM? Or is it cooled by muffler bearings?
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I supplied him with the one that utilizes "general bearing" grease which probably isn't necessary since the dilithium crystals run pretty cool.
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