Shop Talk

So, come to work today, and none of my job essential tools are working, carried over since yesterday. My pay is going out the window the longer I sit here and don't take calls, and no one knows when they'll be able to fix it. So about 5 minutes ago, my supervisor comes up and tells me that if I don't take calls, then I'm going to get fired. So my options are a.) Take calls anyway, spout off random information that I can barely remember off of the top of my head, all the while making my paycheck decrease substantially, or B.) get fired. Decisions, decisions.