Shop Talk
Customer's standard complaint twisted
I wasn't told about the change in forums on phone scoop. I think I deserve a 150% credit of my time invested in the mutual entertainment of all the phone scoopers. Can you do this or do I need to talk to rich? I'm certain rich wants to keep me as a phone scooper providing entertainment to all the wonderful people out there and doesn't want to lose me, but I'll go to some other forum if I don't get what I want. Hello are you there? Stop interrupting me. I'm talking now and I don't want anyone to talk over me. So where is my credit?
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I am entitled to get a credit because I heard about another person who got one for this same issue and I want one too! How come you can credit them and not me? I want your supervisor, I will get the money that your company owes me! Give me the address to corporate, you have just earned them an angry letter. I'm taking you to court unless you give me my money. I'll report you to the BBB, the FBI, and the PB&J for this!
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We all band together... the lawyers make a killing and we all get a prorated .10 put on our bill for the next 3 years, which guarantees we will stay with the carrier to get our piece.
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