i'm gonna start callin up all these rude @ss customers at 6:00am & start screamin, belchin, burpin, takin a big @ss dump, gruntin & cussin about how i have to take their @ssinine phone calls about their ridiculous cell phones.....& i'm gonna block the number before i do it!! 👿 @$!*?@!* argggggggggggghhhhhhhh!!!
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Sometimes, i want to log IP addresses... so i can send awful things their way and find someone to hack their computers and f their stuff up. 😈
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i wanna take a huge dump in a brown paper bag & throw at their face, don't think they would know the difference seein how nothin but sh!t comes out their dirty mouths anyhow 😡
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you're having one of those days, aren't you? :\
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oh yes...absolutely!! lol this job just reminds me daily how much i hate people in general lol i need a different job 😡
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i agree with you on that... i had a cranky lady at 7AM that fought with me for 47 minutes. morning went down the drain with that. 😡 i'm ready for a new job....
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yep yep...guy tellin me that he had ins on one of the lines that he was tryin to replace & i told him he hasn't had ins on that line since he started service. of course, i don't know what i'm doin & he starts requestin a super because obviously i'm too big of a moron to recognize his superior skills of deception & needs someone more stupified to resolve his attempt to commit ins fraud!!
so of course i get the super, who informs me that he isn't gonna get it, which completely satiates my urge to reach through the phone & throttle his lyin booty & wouldn't yanno, right about the time that she's about to tell him to kiss it?
one of my coworkers has a panic attack!!
so she's jumpin off the phone, tellin the guy yeah yeah sure sure what...
(continues)
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT 😳 no way, jeeze, you need to go home pronto and have a relaxing time...
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Me: Hello. Thank you for visiting our chat service. May I help you with your order today?
Custy: We lost one of our phones and would like to replace it, but now it looks like a data pkg is required. I don't want the data pkg if i am required to buy, if i have to buy a data pkg, I will choose the i-phone from another carrier
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aux2May 22, 2010, 3:47 PM
well as far as the data package, he wouldnt be required to add it IF he had a smrtphone exclusion before he had to make a warranty or insurance claim/replacement.
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oh yeah, i know. but not only was it a phone that did NOT require a data plan.... they didn't have insurance on the phone in the first place. so they were talking out of their butts about not wanting a data plan on a phone that requires it.
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aux2May 22, 2010, 3:57 PM
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Don't forget to put the phone IN your mouth as you speak, or hide it under a pillow.
Plus, don't forget to have some screaming kids in the background.
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wait...don't forget heavy breathin in the phone like you so hefty that it hurts to breath through your nose like regular people...ugh, can't stand mouth breathers 😳
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