Shop Talk
'Nobody told me I had to disconnect my data card to avoid overages'
I'm tempted to ask "would you like us to cut your meat for you, too, ma'am?"
When I tried to explain to the custy that she had to consciously click on the disconnect button instead of assuming that logging out of her Windows session would disconnect her (since apparently she'd lost her connection when she logged out and then logged back in later on previous occasions), she asked me "are you saying I'm dumb?"
"Oh, no, ma'am! Of course not!" (When what I wanted to say was "No, I don't have to say it, it's pretty bleeding obvious that you are.")