Shop Talk
CUSTMER TRAP
I wana build a customer trap it will be kind of like a mouse trap just bigger the smart customers should be able to figure out how to get around it and the rest well that sucks for them lol 😎
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It seems we already have something in place to keep smart people from becoming customers.
I don't know the details of it, but it's there.
I don't know the details of it, but it's there.
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I work in a call center. I want a little red button on my computer screen. When I get one of "Those Customers" calling in I can say to them, yes I can solve this problem for every one! Please put your phone up close to your ear.
I reach for that little red button. 😈 😈 😈 😈
BAMB!! 😎
I reach for that little red button. 😈 😈 😈 😈
BAMB!! 😎
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We have one here. Its the transfer button for the Restore Lost Services button. (RLS) 😈
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I always imagine a button to press that will send a small jolt to their fingers whenever they say/do something stupid. 😈
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Yea but with a little red button all that would be left is a few bits of flesh and hair. 🙂
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Me: I need to transfer you to our Restore Lost Service Dept.
Custy: Ok
M: Please hold (RLS Custy)
C: 😲
M: 😈
M: 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Custy: Ok
M: Please hold (RLS Custy)
C: 😲
M: 😈
M: 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
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