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Twice in two days I get this call.
A girl calls whom sounds young, possible underage young.
She then proceeds to ask me to run a credit check under her fathers name.
I ask to verify with him that we can do that.
She comes back on the phone, voice deeper, pretending to be a guy.
I mute, call my coworkers over to listen then unmute and proceed to ask her as many questions as possible to get the funniest responses.
Note: I cannot call someone a liar and a fraud and a bad actor or I get fired.
Both times they came back with huge deposits.
One time I got her to give her own birthday as her fathers while still pretending to be him.
A girl calls whom sounds young, possible underage young.
She then proceeds to ask me to run a credit check under her fathers name.
I ask to verify with him that we can do that.
She comes back on the phone, voice deeper, pretending to be a guy.
I mute, call my coworkers over to listen then unmute and proceed to ask her as many questions as possible to get the funniest responses.
Note: I cannot call someone a liar and a fraud and a bad actor or I get fired.
Both times they came back with huge deposits.
One time I got her to give her own birthday as her fathers while still pretending to be him.
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