Shop Talk
dear customer...
Dear Customer.
If you are sick please stay at home, do not come into my store and hack up a lung in my face talking about the horrible cold you have had for the last week, but how you feel like the worst of it is over now since your able to finally leave the house, you still look like one of the tightly coiled piles my dog leaves in the back yard.
Do not get offended when I walk away from you, ask you to cover your mouth, and use purell on everything you have touched in the store. Do not try and hand me a tissue coated in your foulness, and for the love all all that is holy and unholy, don't call me any colorful names for trying to rush your sick self out of my store in an effort not to get sick.
I like to stay healthy during the w...
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If you are sick please stay at home, do not come into my store and hack up a lung in my face talking about the horrible cold you have had for the last week, but how you feel like the worst of it is over now since your able to finally leave the house, you still look like one of the tightly coiled piles my dog leaves in the back yard.
Do not get offended when I walk away from you, ask you to cover your mouth, and use purell on everything you have touched in the store. Do not try and hand me a tissue coated in your foulness, and for the love all all that is holy and unholy, don't call me any colorful names for trying to rush your sick self out of my store in an effort not to get sick.
I like to stay healthy during the w...
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