Shop Talk
Best One liners from Reps
Most people miss it completely but sometimes I get a laugh.
My favorite line to a&& customers
Then might have heard of this one I think phone has gotten FUBAR virius.
You wanna hear a FUBAR phone story. Do you know what a pseismograph machine is? Its a huge ground pounder when they test for oil in an area, sets off like a freaking earthquake when it pounds the ground. By law you can't do it within 100 yards of a house, it destabilizes the foundation. Its big around here, tons of oil stuff in North Texas and has been for a while.
Long story short, one of those guys put his SLVR under one. Smashed it flat as a pancake, brought it in to buy another one. It was AWESOME! I wish he had given me the phone.