Shop Talk
Ring ring
Hello this is ________ wireless how can I help you?
I need to rent a satellite phone for 3 weeks for my parents, you see they are going out of the country for a while and I need to rent a phone.
Sorry sir we don't carry nor rent satellite phones
Well do you know who does? Who rents them out?
My guess would be Sportsman's Warehouse, they-
Obviously they don't rent them out
Really? Is it that obvious? Well Obviously I don't know nothing about them. Why the hell did you call then?
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some people just piss me off today.
I need to rent a satellite phone for 3 weeks for my parents, you see they are going out of the country for a while and I need to rent a phone.
Sorry sir we don't carry nor rent satellite phones
Well do you know who does? Who rents them out?
My guess would be Sportsman's Warehouse, they-
Obviously they don't rent them out
Really? Is it that obvious? Well Obviously I don't know nothing about them. Why the hell did you call then?
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some people just piss me off today.
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sometimes customers don't have anything to do than to call someone and talk about their problems or... try to pass their misfortune to someone else..
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I have this guy that always calls me to let me know of his life story. I usually end up hanging up the phone. He is a customer though, and does pay the bill on time.
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Best ever
Hi my wife and I are having problems and blah blah b...
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I love my job.com
Hi my wife and I are having problems and blah blah b...
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I love my job.com
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i wish i could hang up on customers.. but here where i work you can get FIRED for that..
so what we do is we annoy them to make them hang up if they get stupid with us..
so what we do is we annoy them to make them hang up if they get stupid with us..
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Can't hang up in person. But seriously wtf does that have to do with your cell phone?! Get to the damn point.
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well i have a second job working at a local radio station... and its a small town in sh** texas and every sunday morning with out fail the same guy calls
me: kshn radio how can i help you
vernon: hey eric (who hasnt worked there in like 3 years)
me:no sir im ___ how can i help you
vernon: hey its vernon!
me: yes i sir...how can i help you
vernon: vernon troy!
me: yes sir... can i help you with any thing
vernon: hey man i was just wonderin... you know...what time is it. (honestly i swear guys thats what he calls for)
me: 7:50 vernon
vernon: am or pm...
me: am
vernon: dangit i must have messed up my pills...
me: kshn radio how can i help you
vernon: hey eric (who hasnt worked there in like 3 years)
me:no sir im ___ how can i help you
vernon: hey its vernon!
me: yes i sir...how can i help you
vernon: vernon troy!
me: yes sir... can i help you with any thing
vernon: hey man i was just wonderin... you know...what time is it. (honestly i swear guys thats what he calls for)
me: 7:50 vernon
vernon: am or pm...
me: am
vernon: dangit i must have messed up my pills...
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even if i lie! ha ha...no seriously go to liberty texas...sam houston street. KSHN 99.9 fm...ask any DJ if they have heard of Vernon... they will tell even better stories.
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Give me the number and I will call. No joke I swear on all that is to swear on.
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936-336-5793
or
1800-356-5793
someone might not be there but call tomorrow and they will be like vernon oh yeah!
or
1800-356-5793
someone might not be there but call tomorrow and they will be like vernon oh yeah!
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No joke I just called it and someone answered and they were like, yeah we do get a lot of weird calls. That's sweet!
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ha ha! dude i told you...one time and i swear im not lying...Vernon tried to tell me that he might be the father of Anna Nicole Smiths baby cuz he dated an anna in school...i swear dude.
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Do you know who was working? He was really puzzled and kind of like, uh... I don't know if I should disclose this information. I'd tell them you told me to call and they would be pretty happy about it.. I think
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well i recently quit and just didnt show up to my shift and called my boss a "power hungry dick that has no need to be running a business"
so maybe not...its late so maybe Latz or Kevin ladd or maybe even my boss BIll Buchanon
so maybe not...its late so maybe Latz or Kevin ladd or maybe even my boss BIll Buchanon
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sounded like a young guy, that would be better, I could use my pre-paid phone to prank them and say I was vernon's cousin and ask what time it's going to be in an hour all the time. or something like that.
I'll tell them you sent me and call your boss the same thing ha ha ha
I'll tell them you sent me and call your boss the same thing ha ha ha
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nice... hes a dick...like he came in one time and was like
bill: hey youre no longer aloud to use the computer...
me:why...
bill: you have been watching porn on it and now its broken...
(first off i would have used my phone...no tracks dumb a**)
me: no sir i did not...
bill: i know what kind of person you are so i know you did...
what does that even mean!
bill: hey youre no longer aloud to use the computer...
me:why...
bill: you have been watching porn on it and now its broken...
(first off i would have used my phone...no tracks dumb a**)
me: no sir i did not...
bill: i know what kind of person you are so i know you did...
what does that even mean!
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