Shop Talk
Old Ladies are funny
So this old lady had some pictures on her phone she wanted to put on her other phone. Well I gladly did it for $20 and I looked at some and this lady was no lady, in fact she was a nasty old perv that had dirty pics. I'm pretty sure those were not her grand kids like she said... or if they were it's even more nasty. Anyways I rip her off $20 that I keep myself and when she is about to leave I open the door for her and hold out my foot. Ha HA! She falls and breaks her hip, I laugh as the door closes real slow. I keep laughing when she pulls out her phone from her purse to call the cops. I laugh even more when they show up and I get arrested.
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It's fun to dream. 👀
Unless you actually did this.
For then, I would be proud.
Unless you actually did this.
For then, I would be proud.
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Yeah, the jail has wifi so I'm using my ipod touch to write this. It's so freaking sweet, the police man was laughing when we got in the car. He didn't like that lady either and said it was just going to be over night, or until she forgot what happened. He's a corrupt cop and a secret double agent.
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I've been saying whale on the customers for a while now. Glad it's finally starting.
Early Upgrade?
Let me go get my flail, I'll be right back.
Early Upgrade?
Let me go get my flail, I'll be right back.
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When you get out, beat more customers. That's basically what I'm driving at here.
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