Shop Talk
Today
Guy comes in: "I need to change some crap on my sweet plan"
I says: "ok let me look up your account"
Guy: "Sweet I need to change the rate and get a new smart phone thing"
I says: "Nice, can I see your ID?"
Guy says: "Oh I don't have it"
I says: "well I can't upgrade you if you don't have ID"
Guy pulls out wallet with his ID
I says: "oh this isn't the name on the account, I'm I'm sorry I can't help you"
Guy says: "You effing kidding me? Are you effing serious?!! I've effing changed my account so many effing times and you wont let me do it now?"
I says: "sorry"
Guy throws fit like a little girl
Guy says: "I'm never effing coming back here"
I says: "that's ok, I get paid the same either way. Besides I only help (Company name) custo...
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I says: "ok let me look up your account"
Guy: "Sweet I need to change the rate and get a new smart phone thing"
I says: "Nice, can I see your ID?"
Guy says: "Oh I don't have it"
I says: "well I can't upgrade you if you don't have ID"
Guy pulls out wallet with his ID
I says: "oh this isn't the name on the account, I'm I'm sorry I can't help you"
Guy says: "You effing kidding me? Are you effing serious?!! I've effing changed my account so many effing times and you wont let me do it now?"
I says: "sorry"
Guy throws fit like a little girl
Guy says: "I'm never effing coming back here"
I says: "that's ok, I get paid the same either way. Besides I only help (Company name) custo...
(continues)
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