Shop Talk

so.. you were hit on and you turned the customer down?

A vampire asked you on a date and you said you were type A+, the only type they are allergic to, and then you pulled out a string of garlic?


I'm bad at this language.

huh?

🙄

M: Hey welcome to kick @$$ wireless, I'm xx, how can i help you today?

C: My phone don't work and its YOUR FAULT! I DEMAND A FREE UPGRADE EVEN THOUGH I JUST SIGNED A CONTRACT LAST MONTH!!

M: Well, i'll see what I can do for ya, what is the cellphone number and last 4 of the social on the account?

C: xxx-xxx-xxxx Cletus James Bartholomeu 666 Devils Way Drive Street, Topeka KS, (whatever the zip is), yeh, you can come see me sometime pretty boy

M: umm, i don't think so.

C: heh heh, yea i think so, UNLESS I GET MY FREE UPGRADE!

M: Sir that's a little disturbing, i'll have to ask you to leave

C: Allright, where we goin??

M: seriously, just leave

C: really?