Shop Talk
Insanity Ninja ATTACK!!
Just had one. (insanity ninjas are the craziest of customers who only show up when youre alone, so you have no witness to your story.)
M= me
IS= insanity ninja
M= welcome to-
IS= (cutting me off) i have a real quick question
M= (knowing theres no such thing) well, how can i help you?
IS= i bought this tornado online and i need it activated
M= (looking at the phone) this is actually called the storm, and id be happy to activate that for you. Do you have existing Verizon service?
IS= I bought a tornado. Thats what its called.
M= Actually, as you can see, its the storm. see how it says it all over the posters in the store?
IS= you are wrong. i know about phones.
M= (letting it go for the sake of my paycheck) ok. le...
(continues)
M= me
IS= insanity ninja
M= welcome to-
IS= (cutting me off) i have a real quick question
M= (knowing theres no such thing) well, how can i help you?
IS= i bought this tornado online and i need it activated
M= (looking at the phone) this is actually called the storm, and id be happy to activate that for you. Do you have existing Verizon service?
IS= I bought a tornado. Thats what its called.
M= Actually, as you can see, its the storm. see how it says it all over the posters in the store?
IS= you are wrong. i know about phones.
M= (letting it go for the sake of my paycheck) ok. le...
(continues)
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wow. he ALMOST tops the idiots who think that they can get the Storm for free and without the blackberry internet plan.....
just... wow.
just... wow.
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WZ_agent said:
IS= you are wrong. i know about phones.
M= (letting it go for the sake of my paycheck)
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IS= you, sir, are a liar
M= 😲
😳 Wow. So Mr. Customer, despite the fact that I work in a cellphone store, and have done so for quite some time, I can tell that you obviously have so much more knowledge regarding cellphones. I submit to your superior intellect regarding this subject.
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It's like...If you're so f*ckin smart then why don't you activate it on your own?
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Wow. Are you sure he was not trying to activate the dummy display demo he stole from the Radio Shack down the block? 🤣
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