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Its cuz I'm afraid of chickens.
Anyone else seen office space?
I'm Milton...
On crack...
Meaning:
-less squirrely, more grouchy (sp?)
-easily pissed off
-still wanting to burn down the building (and getting pretty damn close to tryin to pull it off.
-sick of people taking my stapler to the point where I'm gonna use it to staple a note to each of their foreheads to remind them that ITS MINE!
-And if they move my desk one more damn time I'm gonna throw my computer monitor at them...
and we're ghetto so its not like its a light flat screen. FULL TUBE BABY!
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Sigh... I feel better... for now
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Milton.....Hows it going....yeaaaaah....were gonna need you to....ummm....move down to storage-B.....yeaaahh....
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Yeah ummm you didn't get the memo?
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MennoJan 13, 2009, 10:17 AM
my brother ordered a red swing line at his work... he then got one of those computer protector cables and attached it to his desk.
I don't understand accountants.
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What is bad about the Boston?
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The swingline jams less.
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You know what KFC means right?
Kant Find Chicken
Kant Fry Chicken
Kentuckey Fired Cat
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I hate the Colonel with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face, "oh you're gunna by my chicken."
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YES! YES! THREAD WIN.
They put chemicals in tha chicken to make ya CRRRAVE it fortnightly!
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do you work in a phoenix call center? 👀
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