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Poetry for MILFS

Darkwingduk

Dec 1, 2008, 12:20 PM
Open the store
Then take a dump
I wait for a sale
So excited I jump

A women comes in
She wants a Bold
Its for her daughter
Shes 12 years old

Its 300 hundred bucks
After the rebate
Data plan purchase
Yeah this deals great

It can be insured
Of course I suggest it
"No thanks" she says
I choke on my own spit

Shes not wearing a bra
Shes kinda hot
I make pretty good money
If this phone breaks or not

I ring her out
As I stare at her chest
I discount a charger
She says Im the best

Rich hot moms
Make me swollen
Cant wait till she comes back
When this phone gets stolen
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CellularFanattic1

Dec 1, 2008, 12:25 PM
simply beautifully put!!
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TMoGuy

Dec 1, 2008, 6:27 PM
Ha Ha Ha! That was good stuff!
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Saint.Patrick

Dec 1, 2008, 4:38 PM
our technology
cages us in like trapped lab rats.
do we want freedom?
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devilsmafia

Dec 1, 2008, 5:22 PM
the second line has 8 syllables. It's only supposed to have 7.
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Saint.Patrick

Dec 1, 2008, 5:45 PM
cages us in like trapped lab rats.
1 1 1 1 1 1 1 7
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T-Monster

Dec 1, 2008, 5:47 PM
...cages is 2 syllables...
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devilsmafia

Dec 1, 2008, 5:54 PM
exactly my point. What now Saint.Patrick?
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Saint.Patrick

Dec 1, 2008, 5:58 PM
our technology
traps us in like white lab rats.
do we want freedom?
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ajlineman

Dec 1, 2008, 6:31 PM
Bravado. Encore?
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Saint.Patrick

Dec 1, 2008, 6:34 PM
Rich Eric and me
Three great men who love our jobs
Driven by Phone Scoop
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Darkwingduk

Dec 1, 2008, 7:36 PM
You aint got nothing on my poetry chump.
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T-Monster

Dec 1, 2008, 7:38 PM
OH SNAP! 🤣
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