Shop Talk
Your wife takes nasty pictures of herself and sends them to other men.
I happened upon this when a customer got a new phone, and traded in her old one for us to "dipose of". I did what I needed to do, and checked the phone for "nasty" content. I found it!
Also, some of those pictures were being sent to Jemario. And since her husband's name was Kevin, I doubt he moonlights as "Jemario". Jemario also sent in some pretty nice pictures of his blacksnake. I had no idea he was a reptile enthusiast.
By the way, it's pretty obvious your wife has had some augmentation.
I've had plenty of customers come into the store with their "girlfriends" or "wives" but when I go to "dispose" of their phones I find nasty pictures of women that definitely aren't the same ones they were in the store with.
Had another extremely attractive customer in the store once and as she was upgrading she said, "Will you make sure you delete all my pictures? I got my boobs done last year and took a bunch with my phone to show my friends." Which was immediately followed by an obvious wink. Needless to say I had no problem fulfilling her request.
😁
😳
🤤
He's my hero. And apparently, the hero of many middle-American housewives.
Deeeee-lish.