Shop Talk
They Stole my Eggs... and then Threw them at me!!
So we have this crazy Customer on a Pre-Paid plan who comes in every month to pay his bill and then once more every month to complain about something not related to his cell phone. We will refer to him as Anderson.
Mr. Anderson comes in and we already know this is not a bill payment because he was in a week ago to pay his bill. So we get prepared.
Anderson: Heloooowwww
Us: Hello Mr. Anderson, what can we do for you today?
Anderson: Well I tried to call California and they charged me ten dollars and every time i call an 800 number they always, THEY CHARGE ME 10 DOLLARS EVERY TIME!!!
Us: You have free long distance and you shouldn't be charged for an 800 number so they probably didn't
Anderson: they what?
Us: They probably...
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Mr. Anderson comes in and we already know this is not a bill payment because he was in a week ago to pay his bill. So we get prepared.
Anderson: Heloooowwww
Us: Hello Mr. Anderson, what can we do for you today?
Anderson: Well I tried to call California and they charged me ten dollars and every time i call an 800 number they always, THEY CHARGE ME 10 DOLLARS EVERY TIME!!!
Us: You have free long distance and you shouldn't be charged for an 800 number so they probably didn't
Anderson: they what?
Us: They probably...
(continues)
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waaooow 😲 I thought things got crazy in the ghetto store I used to work in...this guy should be banned from your store and put BACK in that mental instution... 🤣
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I'd suspect Anderson may be suffering some type of schizophrenia or may be bipolar.
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OMG! I just check out her myspace listed under her Phone Scoop forum information and was viewing her pictures. A cute couple she and Brandy are. I truly believe and hope all gay and lesbian couples out there are afforded the same equality as straight ones.
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oh no! I'm found out!!!
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actually... i'm not a lesbian. I have a boyfriend. But if you would like to think I am... thats up to you. 😉
oh no! I'm found out!!!
😳 👀 😳 👀
actually... i'm not a lesbian. I have a boyfriend. But if you would like to think I am... thats up to you. 😉
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I agree... though I am not a lesbian
but if I were... it would be with Brandy 😁
but if I were... it would be with Brandy 😁
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Even having a BF rhi_nan, it wouldn't hurt to have Brandy as a FWB as well as your BFF.
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No harm in breaking out your video camera and recording a romp of you three.
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Just blur out the faces and upload it to a site like tnaflix.com! Besides, your BF just might like a little you and BFF. 😎
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In the name of Jesus Christ, I rebuke you Satan and all your lies.
In the name of Jesus Christ, I rebuke you Satan and all your lies.
In the name of Jesus Christ, I rebuke you Satan and all your lies.
In the name of The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit, I command you too leave the mind, body and soul of Saint Patrick and return to the bowels of Hell!
Amen.
In the name of Jesus Christ, I rebuke you Satan and all your lies.
In the name of Jesus Christ, I rebuke you Satan and all your lies.
In the name of The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit, I command you too leave the mind, body and soul of Saint Patrick and return to the bowels of Hell!
Amen.
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oh no, i was just reposting a quote from Saint Patrick he posted on another forum, were he was talking about morals...
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don't have it yet ☹️
but but but... we will 😁
and i will definately post it when we do.
but but but... we will 😁
and i will definately post it when we do.
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Wow. 😳 Next time I'm ready to bitchslap a customer I'll remind myself of this....
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