Ok, so the other night we were WAY bored and way tired and started making Autobiography book covers for each other.
Some of the titles were...
"Homeless in America: The Life of **** *****"
"My first restraining order: The **** **** Story." (featuring a picture of two hands in handcuffs)
"I relapsed: The True Story of **** ****"
"12th DUI: The Life and Times of **** ****" (the picture was a large car plowing through a bunch of bikes... bikes flying everywhere)
"I love Booze: The **** **** Story" (possibly the best picture of the lot, a young lady sitting on a toilet with a garbage can in her lap, her face in the can.)
Mine was
"I lost a bet: The Life of Nikoletta Windby"
and featured a picture of a person wearing a ...
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Ah sadness, I was hoping somebody would play with me. I'd even extend the date to the 3rd since nobody is going to be in on Monday.
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Fashionably Late for my own Funeral. The Life of the Communist Manifesto.
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One Stroke Too Many; The Life of a Limp Pimp
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"The Great Divide" by Abu_dude....The cover would be a picture of a "heavy set" woman sitting on a bench with half of her crack showing and a thong pulled up to the middle of her back!
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A Downward Spiral: The True Life Story of a Wireless Retail Sales Representative
The picture would be of a toilet flushing, and inside of that toilet would be the logo's of the major Wireless Carries. i.e, Verizon, AT&T, Sprint, T-Mobile etc. Also positioned in the middle of the swirl, a name tag. ๐
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geniiSep 1, 2008, 11:25 AM
My Circle, the life of Chad..
Cover has a pic of the blonde buffoon in a circular padded room sporting a straight jacket,
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"The Ringing That Won't Stop--The Life of an Underpaid Call Center Rep" The cover's picture is simple--a phone and a headset--This could be used for ALL industries!! I smell a best seller
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I'm NOT an Animal! - Insight to the abuse and psychological well-being of Customer Service Reps in the Wireless Industry
Pic: The Elephant Man- Joseph ( John ) Merrick in a Sprint Tshirt
Yes, I am a CRS - Customer Retention Specialist. Note the anagram, also could be Can't Remember ****.
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Mine would be "Psychologist of the Wirelss Industry: Specializing in Employees AND Customers" I'm pretty sure mine would have the guy from Full Metal Jacket on the Cover in the bathroom scene!
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HEY!!!! It's now the FOURTH of September. Where's MY PRIZE?! ๐ฟ
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You get nothing... and like it
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TOO YOUNG TO MARRY THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF ______
haha a picture of me in the shirt i wore at my bachelorette party... on the front it said bride and then it said aka ball and chain
jk i love my husband
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Yep, definitely too young. Ha Ha! ๐
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yea..i get that all the time.. but its kind of like we were living together for a year before we got married so the only thing different is the papers..
but were happy so thats good
i just thought it would be a funny autobiography cover for me
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We even get married if you are already living together?
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Me and my gf have been together for almost a year
and we've been living together for a little over a year..
...the thought of marriage still freaks her out
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The thought of you and her getting married still freaks out most christians ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ
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true.
One day my friend...one day ๐ ๐คฃ
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"Knock Knock: A Story of who's there and who isn't" Pictured would be a rep seated, eyes wide, with that "blank stare" about them.
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The life and times of ME...and why he went on a bender because people said he looked and acted like HOUSE.
i hate that guy,,he stole my personality
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Mine would have to read as follows: A cup of tea with the Suicide King...
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What's My Age Again?: The drama filled, heartwarming feel good story of the year about a man who's too old be stuck in the wireless industry, but yet at the same time has no other better alternative because he dropped out of college and now feels stuck in this life that he's chosen for himself and his family.
The cover would be a picture of me shrugging my shoulders as customers stand in the background and stone me to death with cell phones.
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After some serious though and review of all the submissions (and there were a lot of great ones!) I have picked my the top five
5th Place
Fashionably Late for my own Funeral. The Life of the Communist Manifesto.
4th Place
One Stroke Too Many; The Life of a Limp Pimp
The 3rd place winner is - Basic3
I'm NOT an Animal! - Insight to the abuse and psychological well-being of Customer Service Reps in the Wireless Industry
Pic: The Elephant Man- Joseph ( John ) Merrick in a Sprint Tshirt
2nd place goes to - genii for
My Circle, the life of Chad..
Cover has a pic of the blonde buffoon in a circular padded room sporting a straight jacket.
(Because I hate those stupid Altell commercials)
And the number one Cove...
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"It wasnt suicide: The time I "shot" myself in the face"
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that reminds me of the chaney incedent. how does the victim appolopgize for being shot?!!!!?
How?
i would have been chaney.....your turn.
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