Shop Talk
If Ms. Swan were a wireless sales rep...
Ms. Swan: Hellooooo?! Welcome to the XYZ Wireless, I do ev'ting good for you!
Customer: I want a free phone.
Ms. Swan: Oh no. No free. you got to show me the money, honey.
Customer: I am entitled to a free phone because I have been a customer for twenty years now! I deserved to be rewarded for my loyalty.
Ms. Swan: What you need is a chill pill, lady, you know dat?
Customer: I want to speak to your manager, how dare you insult me!
Ms. Swan: Oh listen you crazy lady, you know, you don't listen. I am manager, ok. Now how may I help you?
Customer: I told you, I want a free phone.
Ms. Swan: Oh, ok, you no say "free" before. Ok, I gonna go to the computer and tell you ev'ting.
Customer: Well?!
Ms. Sw...
(continues)
Customer: I want a free phone.
Ms. Swan: Oh no. No free. you got to show me the money, honey.
Customer: I am entitled to a free phone because I have been a customer for twenty years now! I deserved to be rewarded for my loyalty.
Ms. Swan: What you need is a chill pill, lady, you know dat?
Customer: I want to speak to your manager, how dare you insult me!
Ms. Swan: Oh listen you crazy lady, you know, you don't listen. I am manager, ok. Now how may I help you?
Customer: I told you, I want a free phone.
Ms. Swan: Oh, ok, you no say "free" before. Ok, I gonna go to the computer and tell you ev'ting.
Customer: Well?!
Ms. Sw...
(continues)
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Can you imagine The Vancome Lady, or Jack the UBS Guy? 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳
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My friend Kevin does the best Ms. Swan impression I've ever heard in my life!
We were at payless one time, and he was talking in the Swan voice, and a random lady poked her head around the aisle and said "Ms. Swan?!"...it was magical 🤣 🤣 🤣
"He looka like a MAN..." 🤣
We were at payless one time, and he was talking in the Swan voice, and a random lady poked her head around the aisle and said "Ms. Swan?!"...it was magical 🤣 🤣 🤣
"He looka like a MAN..." 🤣
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Actually...I do a DAMN good impersonation myself, but it would be fun to meet your friend, we could have a Swan-A-Thon
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You could have the rep AND the custie be Swans! And by the end of the call they could find out they were twins seperated at birth! 🤣
Too far? Perhaps... 👀
Too far? Perhaps... 👀
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cellfiend said:
The important thing is you tried being funny.
Oh a critique...well how do you do?
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Dr. Ragnarok said:
Troll = Fail.
Yeah ok, you know, cellfiend, he need to take a chill pill. He too much on edge. Not enough monkey in the bush to keep him from going crazy, you know?
--Ms. Swan
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cellfiend said:
srsly
Of course it's not, why do you think they brought in Ms. Swan? She was the only thing that show had going for it.
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phonescoop is one of the few websites that I'm allowed to get on here at work and I would just like to say that only in a community of people sitting at their stores/workstations/kiosks could such a time-wasting but nevertheless hillarious thread be started....grats, you entertained me....and...oh snap..five more minutes of my day are gone...hot damn...lol
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