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Blueberries anyone?
Me: "Thank you for calling business care i am a resolution speacialist, how can help you?"
C: "MY BLUEBERRY ISN'T WORKING AGAIN! I WANT A NEW ONE!!!!"
Me: "Ummm sir?, I don't know what your talking about." (I am thinking how long I can keep this person mad about his blackberry.)
C: "YOU KNOW WHAT THE F*** I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU PEICE OF S***. I HAVE HAD BLUEBERRIES BEFORE YOU WERE BORN! I NEED A WORKING PHONE FOR WORK AND I AM A VERY IMPORTANT CUSTOMER AND ATT OWE'S ME A BLUEBERRY! I AM THE CEO OF THE MEDICAL (BLAH BLAH BLAH WHATEVER) HOSPITAL!"
Me: "Ok sir, well if you don't want to keep this on a professional level I will end this call. And I don't know about Blueberries. I do know about B-L-A-C-K-B-E-R-R-Y R-I-M phones. What...
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Theres the blueberries, the bluetubes and the sideclicks...gotta love 'em, they're SO IMPORTANT yet they dont know the dam name of the phone or accessory they have/need
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ugh. I hate when they don't know the names of things...ex: "I already took out my sims card" (hello! it's not plural!) OR "I'm having an issue with my Palm Tray-o" Seriously, ppl? it's a TREO! TREE-OH! ugh. When I have to hear this at least once a day...it gets kinda old! 😕
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HAHAHA everyday. Or my slider phone isn't working, sir what model? ...."idk" But the blueberry thing is the best one so far.
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i had a lady come in and want to get a phone for her daughter, she was looking for the jackberry. (blackjack)i thioght she heard of a new phone comming out.
but i get latino customers looking for a "pantej" or "eee phone" or the lg "chine" but they can name thier kids ashley or "jeison" and have no problem with it.
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That's not so bad. Most of my coworkers say "bluetooths." It drives me crazy.
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