Shop Talk
Funny customer names revisited!
Well, i haven't had any while working in the industry so far. However, when I used to work at FedEx, i saw two of the funniest i've ever seen...
Rei Ping Yoon (no, i'm not kidding)
and...
Lori Fuchs (you can't make this up)
Rei Ping Yoon (no, i'm not kidding)
and...
Lori Fuchs (you can't make this up)
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i had a salesforce call to a guy named betram gogan. Now it seems unfunny but say it out loud, then thank me
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i had this one hispanic send his rebate to the store instead of the rebate address his name was jesus chinchilla
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I've posted this before but I have a customer whose name is :
Jesus C. Hallelujah
He had to have changed it to that
Jesus C. Hallelujah
He had to have changed it to that
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this is my very first post but ive been reading for about a month but we have one here named rana oktay (not funny i know but wanted to write)
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just had a Johnson Wong.
yes, i know, Wang would have been funnier, but close enough.
yes, i know, Wang would have been funnier, but close enough.
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i had three. once as a sprint rep
her name was shelly pickins,
i told her "aren't happy you werent born male"
she was "i dont understand."
to which i replied "well if you were, your nick name could have been slim, and you would have been some slim pickins!"
in the apartmnent industry as a leasing agent i had an asian man he wanted to be called joe, but his real name on the lease and id was "phat ho"
and as an att rep (for those that know spanish)
a black customer's name was "james mamon" (pronounce last name in spanish.)
and another one who looked black, figure he was latino of sorts his first name was "Perro"
= dog in spanish.
her name was shelly pickins,
i told her "aren't happy you werent born male"
she was "i dont understand."
to which i replied "well if you were, your nick name could have been slim, and you would have been some slim pickins!"
in the apartmnent industry as a leasing agent i had an asian man he wanted to be called joe, but his real name on the lease and id was "phat ho"
and as an att rep (for those that know spanish)
a black customer's name was "james mamon" (pronounce last name in spanish.)
and another one who looked black, figure he was latino of sorts his first name was "Perro"
= dog in spanish.
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Had one when I was working in a different call center (worked for a newspaper):
Char Cole
I kid you not.. Some people's parent's are just sick.
Char Cole
I kid you not.. Some people's parent's are just sick.
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Oh.. Almost forgot...
Saw this one in the paper yesterday:
*** Li
Good thing his last name wasn't Mi...
Saw this one in the paper yesterday:
*** Li
Good thing his last name wasn't Mi...
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Because the system blanked out the first name, and continues to blank it out no matter what I do.
Think of the four letter word beginning with F only w/out the c. That's the guy's first name.
Think of the four letter word beginning with F only w/out the c. That's the guy's first name.
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no one else has done it yet, so by default and purely statistical reasons, I have to call BS on that one. just because I'd have to see it in the phone book or some thing like that. It's too damn funny not to be true though
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go to white pages.coma nd type his name in the people search....and you will see 🤣
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Alice Comingbull
She was Native American, but her last name made me giggle still.
Speedywalk
"It ain't broke, it just needs duct tape!"
She was Native American, but her last name made me giggle still.
Speedywalk
"It ain't broke, it just needs duct tape!"
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My girlfriend and I were going through a book of names once and couldn't stop giggling over this one:
Hung Dong.
Hung Dong.
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I was trying to look up my buddy's account and typed his number in wrong and by chance came up with a Mr. Sherlock Holmes...no sh!t
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When I was in the Air Force we had an Airman named Sherlock Holmes on base. He worked in the Air Police Squadron!
You know the folks that made assignments had fun with that one.
You know the folks that made assignments had fun with that one.
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