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Our savior is a sprint customer
I dont know what it is but i must attract the crazy calls. I had this guy call up and needed to change his price plan, we get that taken care of and when i ask if theres anything else i can help with he says: I am the lord Jesus Christ. Worship me and you shall live forever.
What i find funny is that Mr Christ has had 5 NSF payments in the past 12 months. I guess that nobody is perfect. 🤨
What i find funny is that Mr Christ has had 5 NSF payments in the past 12 months. I guess that nobody is perfect. 🤨
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Oh and like our savior would be on sprint anyways. He would chose AT&T. They have more follows. 🤣 I am bad.
God save me.
God save me.
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DarkStar said:
Oh and like our savior would be on sprint anyways. He would choose AT&T. They have more followers. 🤣 I am bad.
God save me.
fixed
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Well you know the only reason he wasn't with T-Mobile was because he required a deposit.
No joke either. We had a guy who said pretty much the same thing. "Don't be alarmed, don't get upset, but I am... The Lord Jesus Christ."
This was while he was asking us to waive his deposit (he had a normal name on the order, he said because he couldn't put his Real name down.) and he wanted a free sidekick 2, limited edition (Mr. Cartoon.) The irony was the agent he was working with was a devout Christian and played it up all the way "Really? Wow, I'm actually a follower of yours!" followed by "But... if you're th son of God, couldn't you just... get a phone? Like the whole loaves and fishes thing?"
So sorry, the son of God ended up with...
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No joke either. We had a guy who said pretty much the same thing. "Don't be alarmed, don't get upset, but I am... The Lord Jesus Christ."
This was while he was asking us to waive his deposit (he had a normal name on the order, he said because he couldn't put his Real name down.) and he wanted a free sidekick 2, limited edition (Mr. Cartoon.) The irony was the agent he was working with was a devout Christian and played it up all the way "Really? Wow, I'm actually a follower of yours!" followed by "But... if you're th son of God, couldn't you just... get a phone? Like the whole loaves and fishes thing?"
So sorry, the son of God ended up with...
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Just goes to show you than even the Holy need to pay their bills on time.
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well, limited income (retired carpenter) doing missionary work, yeah that'll tank your creedit in a hurry
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My store is next to a church. I had a priest in full robes come in and stand in line to pay his bill while the church was getting filled for a wedding.
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sorry but checks written with fish and bread in the bank will always bank... don't care how many sins you take away
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