Shop Talk
boredom
ok...i want answers...
1. How important does a person have to be before they are consideredassassinated instead of just murdered?
2. Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for yourthoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
3. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buriedin for eternity?
4. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up likeevery two hours?
5. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, whycan't he fix a hole in a boat?
1. How important does a person have to be before they are consideredassassinated instead of just murdered?
2. Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for yourthoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
3. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buriedin for eternity?
4. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up likeevery two hours?
5. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, whycan't he fix a hole in a boat?
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6. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
7. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
8. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,what is baby oil made from?
7. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
8. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,what is baby oil made from?
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10. How come your nose runs and your feet smell?
11. Why do your park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
11. Why do your park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
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13. why do they call it a "near miss" when 2 airplanes fly really close to each other? THAT'S A NEAR HIT!
14. why do they call it a wake if the guy's eternally resting?
15. if chuck norris roundhouses a badguy and nobody's around to see it, will the guy still cry?
14. why do they call it a wake if the guy's eternally resting?
15. if chuck norris roundhouses a badguy and nobody's around to see it, will the guy still cry?
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16. if no one is around when a tree falls, does it still make a sound?
uhm, thats all i got, everyone else got the ones i remembered =[
so..
what nationality are you when you go to the bathroom?
uhm, thats all i got, everyone else got the ones i remembered =[
so..
what nationality are you when you go to the bathroom?
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15. if chuck norris roundhouses a badguy and nobody's around to see it, will the guy still cry? No. If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you you don't cry, you DIE!!!
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1. I'm going to go with pretty damn, important. Like the President or Pope, unless you were killed by an actual "Assassin", then I guess it would be an "Assassination"
2. Because most people don't care what you have to say unless you are asked, therefore you must pay them more to speak, unless they ask you for a response which then grants you 50% off.
3. I'm gonna go with no on this one. Everyone is naked!
4. They must have wet their pants over night.
5. Because it just wouldn't make sense, and we'd only have 2 episodes of Gilligans Island. Episode 1: They Crash, Episode 2: They Sail back home. They wanted us to sit there on our couchs fo years asking ourselves that very same question just to mess with us.
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2. Because most people don't care what you have to say unless you are asked, therefore you must pay them more to speak, unless they ask you for a response which then grants you 50% off.
3. I'm gonna go with no on this one. Everyone is naked!
4. They must have wet their pants over night.
5. Because it just wouldn't make sense, and we'd only have 2 episodes of Gilligans Island. Episode 1: They Crash, Episode 2: They Sail back home. They wanted us to sit there on our couchs fo years asking ourselves that very same question just to mess with us.
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