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groundhog_day

Jan 31, 2008, 10:55 AM
So this guy pulls up in an old beater truck. His hair is crazy long and sticking straight up. Nothing odd for this area. But the guy is what I call a scrapper. You know the type of hillbilly that has no job he just gets scrap metal and other usless junk to take to the junk yard to get a few bucks out of. And somehow they make enough money out of it to live of of....anyway

fyi...this guy has never been in my store before

M:Hello how are you today?
C: Cold!
M: What can I help you with today?
C: Well I'm looking for a battery for my girlfriends moto w315
M: Ok, well all of our batteries are only $29.99!
C: WHat! Well I didn't want to spend that much
M: Well most places will charge you up to $50 or so...
C: No
M: Huh?
C: Most...
(continues)
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BigShowJB

Feb 1, 2008, 10:52 AM
$100 on virgin mobile?

that's a perfect start to a new line!!
so what if he's got no credit? even if he has to pay a 150 deposit, by month 4 or 5 he's already spent less on the deposit and service than he'd spend on virgin re-ups...
set him up like this:
900 min plan - $60/month.
deposit + act fee 186

after 9 months he's even, past that, he's $10 - 40 bucks ahead every month, and 3 months later he gets his deposit back.
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Armand Goldman

Feb 1, 2008, 11:27 AM
More like smoke tained ganja...
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Crapbag

Feb 1, 2008, 11:45 AM
But I think I might start!


Me:High, comcast, I pay for your service every month. I heard if you pay for a year you get a free big screen. Well, it's been a year...

Them:Yeah, Right!

ME: WHAT!?!?!? I'LL CANCLE AND GO WITH DISH!!!
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