Shop Talk
Best customer name ever
I just helped a customer her name was Mahboobeh(Mah boob eh). I tried really really hard not to laugh.
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i've had a couple customers with the last name areola i have to mute my mic everytime to keep them from hearing me bust out in laughter
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Well atleast you can mute your mic I'm standing right infront of them. Its really hard not to laugh.
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When I worked in the records department at a community college I came across a student named "Princess MacDonald." That was terrific!
Plus our students used their own personal emails and I came across another student who had an email to this effect: "juicybigbooty2006@emaildomain.com"
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Plus our students used their own personal emails and I came across another student who had an email to this effect: "juicybigbooty2006@emaildomain.com"
🤣
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When I was a young cop my partner and I arrested a guy whose name was Flynoid Snapper. We could not figure out how his Momma and Daddy got that drunk!!!
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i was in retentions for my carrier a few years back, had an outbound call to a "southern state".....name pops up on the screen.........and i'm like "hello is (pause) Mr. Right Ball available please?? I lost it....It was a real person i kid you NOT! 🤣
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While not nasty or ridiculous like some of your customers, I helped sign Jeff Lebowski up for a phone.
"Hey, man... I'm like... The Dude, you know?"
"Hey, man... I'm like... The Dude, you know?"
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i got one whose legal name was malcolm electricwarrior, 'how may i help you today mr. electricwarrior?'
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Prissy Kuntz
Ida Forget
Jane Rape (problem account, for some reason became known as "The Rape case")
Ida Forget
Jane Rape (problem account, for some reason became known as "The Rape case")
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What are people thinking?? I had one, her name was Carmaine Duckcockhomos. Honest!! Imagine being a kid with a name like that!! Or the star football player. Whoa!!!!
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Seriuosly I just had another lady come up and her name was Mahboubeh. 😳 Another rep was telling my that they helped a customer the other day named Foo King. Haha
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I get alot of Russian last names that wont fit into our name input field. i have no hope of ever pronouncing them.
Ive seen a Max Power and A. Pest (his license said Alfred, but his account was just A.)
Ive seen a Max Power and A. Pest (his license said Alfred, but his account was just A.)
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the first name weidong yanno pronounced wee-dong.. i dunno i thought it was funny
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lmfao, makes ya wonder if he lives up to his name.... or if he's actually a genious.
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🤣 well he was Asian, and I have seen others with the last name Dong...but never saw a Ding Dong before today.
I also had someone come in with the first name E, that's it just E. They pulled out their SS card and that's what it had on it, E.
How unoriginal eh?
I also had someone come in with the first name E, that's it just E. They pulled out their SS card and that's what it had on it, E.
How unoriginal eh?
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just had a customer named "Irma Weinrich12" seriously..and when i tested her phone thats how it came up on the caller ID!!!
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I've had Aretha Franklin, James Brown, and a customers with the same name as my husband and my brother in law. I've also had a customer with a birthday on Feb. 29th.
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I had a customer whos first and last name were the same and a gut who CLEARLY had a girls name!!!
NO REAL NAMES ARE USED BUT THEY ARE REALLY REALLY CLOSE!!!!
Ex: HARRY H HARRY
Ex: Lucy ......
At our store they tightened account access so when I had pulled up "lucy's" account and there were no authorized users I assumed the account was in his wifes name and I said "I'm sorry sir unfortunately as of dec 8th we have placed further restrictions on account information and your wife doesn't have any authorized users on the account" he starts laughing his a** off and says he is "lucy" and sure enough he was!!!! 🤣 😉
NO REAL NAMES ARE USED BUT THEY ARE REALLY REALLY CLOSE!!!!
Ex: HARRY H HARRY
Ex: Lucy ......
At our store they tightened account access so when I had pulled up "lucy's" account and there were no authorized users I assumed the account was in his wifes name and I said "I'm sorry sir unfortunately as of dec 8th we have placed further restrictions on account information and your wife doesn't have any authorized users on the account" he starts laughing his a** off and says he is "lucy" and sure enough he was!!!! 🤣 😉
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