Shop Talk
Whats the weirdest thing a customer asked you???
I really have to ask this question... You work for a wireless company that of course deals with Cell Phones and such! what do you tell a customer when they walk into your store and say
"Um do you guys carry Cell Phones?"
I remeber the first time heard that question from a customer and I didnt know what to say at first then a chuckle followed by a "yeah we got cell phones right here " and the sad thing about it is the customer was right in from of the cell phones...
what is the weirdest thing a customer has said to you?!
"Um do you guys carry Cell Phones?"
I remeber the first time heard that question from a customer and I didnt know what to say at first then a chuckle followed by a "yeah we got cell phones right here " and the sad thing about it is the customer was right in from of the cell phones...
what is the weirdest thing a customer has said to you?!
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Suck my toes.... Just kidding but that would be messed up lol. 🤣
On a more serious note One asked where to get the film for her camera.....
On a more serious note One asked where to get the film for her camera.....
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When I worked in a Sprint COR store I had an old guy walk in and say "So where's the booze?"
Me 🤨 😕 This is Sprint sir, we have cell phones here.
Him "Oh!, I thought this said the Spirit Store!"
Me 🤨 😕 This is Sprint sir, we have cell phones here.
Him "Oh!, I thought this said the Spirit Store!"
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I've had a couple of marriage proposals, one from a French-Canadian (I had a translator on the line as I am not fluent but speak reasonably good French. The translator was outraged.)
And then there was creepy stalker hiccup dude who asked me if I smoked, what color my hair was, how long my hair was and how tall I was.
And then there was creepy stalker hiccup dude who asked me if I smoked, what color my hair was, how long my hair was and how tall I was.
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i had one of a custies kids ask if i was the new baby daddy... there were for girls no more than year apart and the oldest maybe 7 or 8?? HELL NAH i ain't yo daddy, just cause i helped your mommy with her phone don't mean ima help take careo f you and her needs .. :\ crazy B*tches. and it ain't even like the song... "crazy b*tch" ... just cacacacrazy... lol. don't sweat the small stuff
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How many satellites does your company have in the area to provide coverage?
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customer:"how do i turn on my Razr?"
me:
cust:"yeah, i know how to turn on the phone part, but what about the razor?"
me:"please hold while i rofl"
It just kills me to imagine this guy before the call...standing confused and lathered in front of his bathroom mirror...trying to figger out how to shave with his Motorola...
me:
cust:"yeah, i know how to turn on the phone part, but what about the razor?"
me:"please hold while i rofl"
It just kills me to imagine this guy before the call...standing confused and lathered in front of his bathroom mirror...trying to figger out how to shave with his Motorola...
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I've got a couple.......
"I'm here to pick up my glasses"
Well, it's apparant you need them, I'm no where near the opticians office, and the big VERIZON WIRELESS signs on the side of my building must not be big enough for you.
"I don't like the apple iphone. Do you have the bananna or orange one? My buddy told me he's gettin the orange one. " (customer thought apple = red, bananna = yellow) Nevermind that I sell VZW.. I think his buddy knew he was ignorant and sent him on a goose chase.
"I'm here to pick up my glasses"
Well, it's apparant you need them, I'm no where near the opticians office, and the big VERIZON WIRELESS signs on the side of my building must not be big enough for you.
"I don't like the apple iphone. Do you have the bananna or orange one? My buddy told me he's gettin the orange one. " (customer thought apple = red, bananna = yellow) Nevermind that I sell VZW.. I think his buddy knew he was ignorant and sent him on a goose chase.
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the only time the banana and orange iPHones are available are when those particular fruits are in harvest season (apples- fall, banana-spring, strawberry-june, etc...)
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Yesterday a guy called, from what sounded like a bar, to ask me what he needs to do to get a phone. When I got to the credit part he says "I don't got good credit cuz of a bill." So I asked if he had previously had service with us and not paid the bill. He says "No, it's a medical bill that I ain't got the money to pay. What will that mean?"
I don't know, I am not sure how everything affects the credit.
"Well what do you think of a big hospital bill?"
Sir I am not sure, we would have to run credit to find out.
"So then which deposit do you think I would get?"
It just kept going and going. Finally he mumbled something about coming in right away to run credit. He was out of his mind.
I don't know, I am not sure how everything affects the credit.
"Well what do you think of a big hospital bill?"
Sir I am not sure, we would have to run credit to find out.
"So then which deposit do you think I would get?"
It just kept going and going. Finally he mumbled something about coming in right away to run credit. He was out of his mind.
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I had an obnoxious kid ask me how he could get his phone to stick into cars like the v9m does in the.... sprint? commercial. his parent shushed him.
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Customer wanted to place an order over the phone and after asking some informations, when I asked for the credit card information he said " what the hell, am I so dumb that I will give you the credit card number, so that you can take all the money out of it!!!" Well I guess the customer described him well..
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I work for an Indirect Verizon store and once week we get old people that come in looking for Cordelss phone battarys and Answering machines. Im like WTF we are a wireless store and they says verizon on your sign. Yeah Verizon Wireless
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I had an older custy (43) ask me (21) if I'm into older woman. This would have been great if her 20 year old daughter wasn't there.
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Dj Podmaster said:
I had an older custy (43) ask me (21) if I'm into older woman. This would have been great if her 20 year old daughter wasn't there.
Its even better if th daughter joins in!!!
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hey i've been w a woman 20 yrs older than me...no complaints here well at least not about that one ..
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A customer was over the phone. I said " Welcome to Exoticphone.com, how may I help you?" And guess what the customer said? well it was kinda like this: " Um.. is this Exoticphone.com??" 🤣
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