Shop Talk
no funny stories?
M - We do not take credit card payments.
C - Okay. Goodbye.
How's that?
C: Can I make a payment here?
Me: With cash only.
C: Can I pay with a check (or credit card)?
Me: Cash Only.
When I say with cash only, that is what i freaking mean. Cash only/ Oh, you have a credit card? Well in that case....
??????
How can this really happen at least 5times a day?
M- Welcome to ****
C- Are you guys under construction or something?
Answer A= Wow! I didn't even realize it thanks for pointing that out!
Answer B= Nope. This is our new look. And we hired construction workers to sell cell phones but they seem to like to tear stuff down and rebuild alot.
I'm sick of construction. People need to avoid my store.
I'm helping OLF and go to the back for a minute to fix something. I come back out and OLF is flirting with my female coworker... blah blah blah something about cooking.
OLF gets his phone back and starts to leave, thanking us. My coworker says thanks and that she'll "try that recipe."
OLF walks away and says, "us old fat guys can cook." My female coworker says, "I can too."
I say to my coworker, "but you're not old.."