Shop Talk
What I do at work
Of the 9 hours I spend at work most of them are spent just staring at the wall. If I am tired enough I will be able to sleep in these chairs that were made specifically NOT for sleeping. When I figure it all out I have been in the building for 6 hours and I have done 2 hours and 40 minuites of actually work. The funny thing is this was an average day. On a slow day I may work something closer to one hour of work for 11 hours of the day I spent on work (an hour driving, 30 minuites getting ready, 30 getting unready and 9 in the hole). You know for having such a small amount of time on this planet my company is not very efficient about this.
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your job must be very very easy, or your extremely advanced.
i'm guessing the first of the two.
i'm guessing the first of the two.
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When I am at work I try to zone out. Everyone says I sound like a robot. I have every response to EVERYTHING that ANYONE says to me programmed into my brain. What makes it so bad today?
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issues and more issues, cingular cust service sucks so bad, they send all these people here that we can't help....
i wanted to call out, i'm closing with this guy i can't stand.
my last day i am telling someone off!
i wanted to call out, i'm closing with this guy i can't stand.
my last day i am telling someone off!
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I am sorry you dislike your job so much. Is there anything I can do to help make your day better? Should I tell a knock knock joke?
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yes please!
i went to applebees for dinner last night with a friend, and the waitress gave me change (we paid cash) when i went to the gap to buy some clothes ( i normally hate the gap, but they had a sale) i tried to use the money and it was counterfeit!!!!!!! 😳
i went to applebees for dinner last night with a friend, and the waitress gave me change (we paid cash) when i went to the gap to buy some clothes ( i normally hate the gap, but they had a sale) i tried to use the money and it was counterfeit!!!!!!! 😳
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What did you get from the gap? I know two really stupid jokes so dont think im stupid. I am special. 😉
First joke: What's brown and sticky?
Second joke: Why did Snoop Dogg get an umbrella?
First joke: What's brown and sticky?
Second joke: Why did Snoop Dogg get an umbrella?
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i don't see any knock knock jokes....
two camisole shirts with the built in bra and a long sleeve cotton shirt with a scoop neck, 15 dollars!!
i went out last night and bought a coat, scarf, gloves, two sweaters, two shirts and a pair of pants for 113, i am a bargain shopper!
hmm, brown and sticky? i'd advise you not to eat it.
second, cause it was raining maybe?
two camisole shirts with the built in bra and a long sleeve cotton shirt with a scoop neck, 15 dollars!!
i went out last night and bought a coat, scarf, gloves, two sweaters, two shirts and a pair of pants for 113, i am a bargain shopper!
hmm, brown and sticky? i'd advise you not to eat it.
second, cause it was raining maybe?
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HAHAHA good job on the clothes.
Whats brown and sticky?
-A stick
Why did Snoop Dogg get an umbrella?
-fo drizzle
Whats brown and sticky?
-A stick
Why did Snoop Dogg get an umbrella?
-fo drizzle
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Hey! you need to amuse me! Come over here drink, and make fun of people with me!
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Mine too! We just can't make fun of each other. When you leave your job you're never going to talk to me again! 😢
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i used to sit at the mall and make fun of the people walking by, that is the best.
i might still log onto phonescoop, just won't have same email.
i might still log onto phonescoop, just won't have same email.
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You should write mine down and keep in touch! I like complaining about work with you!
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sure.
i get a hole week off before new job (not paid of course, but i could use it)
i'm nervous about going to the training though, i have to travel to nyc for a week by myself... 😲
i get a hole week off before new job (not paid of course, but i could use it)
i'm nervous about going to the training though, i have to travel to nyc for a week by myself... 😲
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You should hire a bodyguard! I would do it for 10 grand. I will give you the players price of 80% off! Only 2 grand!
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no, i'm getting ready to head home, so i won't get that email til tomorrow.... can't wait 😛
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