Shop Talk
So I just found out
M: Thank you for calling Big Red..this is ashley, how can I help....
C:Hello! I just need to be transfered to Wet Seal.
M: 𤨠Actually, ma'am, I am a store myself. I can't transfer you to another location.
C:Oh, so I didn't get mall information?
M:No, this is Verizon,
C:Ok, well just transfer me to information then.
M:I am very sorry, but I can't transfer outside of my location.
C:I see, well I am calling from out of the country. Forward me to Wet Seal then.
M:*headdesk* I cannot transfer out of my location, sorry! I can give you the number for the FYI desk in the mall if you would like. (I keep that handy)
C:What about the number for wet seal? Can't you just punch in that number and transfer me to them?
M...
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C:Hello! I just need to be transfered to Wet Seal.
M: 𤨠Actually, ma'am, I am a store myself. I can't transfer you to another location.
C:Oh, so I didn't get mall information?
M:No, this is Verizon,
C:Ok, well just transfer me to information then.
M:I am very sorry, but I can't transfer outside of my location.
C:I see, well I am calling from out of the country. Forward me to Wet Seal then.
M:*headdesk* I cannot transfer out of my location, sorry! I can give you the number for the FYI desk in the mall if you would like. (I keep that handy)
C:What about the number for wet seal? Can't you just punch in that number and transfer me to them?
M...
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OMG...That's great... I like you.. Not only do you work for Big Red too, but you *headdesk* too.
Yeah...I'm lame.
Yeah...I'm lame.
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đ¤Ŗ I acutally spend a good portion of my day *headdesk*-ing. That happens when you work in a kiosk! đ
And it's ok, I'm pretty lame too
And it's ok, I'm pretty lame too
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a store in the mall that the kiosk is in most likely. a swimwear store maybe?
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You should see the girls that shop there in my neck of the woods, I promise, there is nothing un-skanky that goes into that store here!
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If I give you my phone number, will you hand it out to them when they walk by? 𤤠𤤠𤤠đ¤¤
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I thought about it, and I decided against it. I don't wanna catch something that would make my junk look like a foot. I have enough problems getting women âšī¸ âšī¸ âšī¸ âšī¸
Then again... how skanky are we talking?
Then again... how skanky are we talking?
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BAD! Really, that store can get some cute stuff in, but when you put a skirt that is so short you can see @ss cheeks on a 13 year old, there is just something totally wrong with it đ
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Eww. Just goes to show that people like that need to be sterilized. What ever happened to being classy?
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Pretty funny... đ¤Ŗ
By the way, this is my first post in about 10 months. I'm a survivor of the wireless industry, and used to post here alot before to keep myself sane.
Thanks for a funny story, I think I'm gonna start visiting here again for old times sake. đ
By the way, this is my first post in about 10 months. I'm a survivor of the wireless industry, and used to post here alot before to keep myself sane.
Thanks for a funny story, I think I'm gonna start visiting here again for old times sake. đ
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