Shop Talk
WHY ARE YOU ALLOW TO LIVE?
Me: "Wireless from AT&T; How may I help you?"
Dummy: Do you know the number to Cingular. I called 5 different Cingular stores and they are all AT&T.
ANOTHER Dummy: Do you sell cell phones?
ME: Yes
A.D.: Are you sure?
Me: Excuse me?
A.D.: Because I don't see no cell phone. So how can you sell them.
Me: We keep them in the case. Just look down.
A.D.: OH.
WHY!
Dummy: Do you know the number to Cingular. I called 5 different Cingular stores and they are all AT&T.
ANOTHER Dummy: Do you sell cell phones?
ME: Yes
A.D.: Are you sure?
Me: Excuse me?
A.D.: Because I don't see no cell phone. So how can you sell them.
Me: We keep them in the case. Just look down.
A.D.: OH.
WHY!
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I love it when they walk over to counter and hand me the dummy phone and ask:
C😁o you sell these?
ME:Yep we do.
C:It is horrible conidition how do you get away with it?
ME: Sir the real phones are under the counter.
C😁o you sell these?
ME:Yep we do.
C:It is horrible conidition how do you get away with it?
ME: Sir the real phones are under the counter.
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Me: I am sorry sir we are out of that phone. I can order it for you.
C: Why can't I have that one?
Me: Because it is not real.
C: Why are you showing me a fake phone?
I also have had a dummy phone stolen and they tried to activate it at another store.
C: Why can't I have that one?
Me: Because it is not real.
C: Why are you showing me a fake phone?
I also have had a dummy phone stolen and they tried to activate it at another store.
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SO THE STORY GOES.......
CUSTOMER WALKS IN STEALS A DUMMY PHONE.
AT CLOSING TIME, WALK OUTSIDE AND FOUND THE PHONE DESTROYED.
IDIOT COMES BACK THE NEXT DAY LIKE HE WOULDNT BE NOTICED AND ASKED IT ALL OF THESE ON DISPLAY ARE FAKE PHONES........... 👀
CUSTOMER WALKS IN STEALS A DUMMY PHONE.
AT CLOSING TIME, WALK OUTSIDE AND FOUND THE PHONE DESTROYED.
IDIOT COMES BACK THE NEXT DAY LIKE HE WOULDNT BE NOTICED AND ASKED IT ALL OF THESE ON DISPLAY ARE FAKE PHONES........... 👀
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Cx steals our dummy phone, comes back the next day and tries to activate it. We tell him its a dummy phone just like the one we had stolen. He then asks us for $50. A little confused my coworkers asks why, the Cx said he paid $50 for the phone and he wanted us to refund him.
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Yea we've had that before too.
I love it when they ask how to get their money back, because a friend sold it to them.
Some friend.
I love it when they ask how to get their money back, because a friend sold it to them.
Some friend.
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