Shop Talk

Additional Services

Mall Directory Assistance................$01.00
Directions to a Bathroom.................$00.50
Other carrier information................$05.00
Me Punching you in the face..............$FREE
Using MY trash can.......................$00.75
Mall hours...............................$00.25
Touching my glass w/out a purchase.......$00.50
*kids finger/s (per finger)..............$01.50

Manager not on duty:

Customer service issues...................................$15. 00
Answers to Stupid questions..............$50.00
*if we don't answer I just saved you $50

Note and disclaimer:

-Unsolcited comments about carrier I am
working for will cause you to be shot
-If you plan to steal let us know
-Shoplifter...
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